Things you will NEVER hear members of OF say... -

Jacob · #61 05-22-2002, 01:53 PM

Me: "I love my family."

Me: "I hate my friends."

Gluk Schmuck · #62 05-22-2002, 02:15 PM

Chris' Family: "You're bisexual? I'm glad you came out because it can be very stressful for some people. Let's all hug Chris and be generally supportive."

Chris: "I think I'm going to discuss this problem with my family."

Mojo · #63 05-22-2002, 02:34 PM

Posted by Pinkgoth2:

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However, I will now have to sic my butterflies on you for mentioning it, even if it was a joke...

mwahahaha...

AAAH! NOT THE BUTTERFLIES!!! NOOO!!!! AARGH *Insert disgusting sounds here*

Statikk HDM · #64 05-22-2002, 09:51 PM

Rettikk(oops, I mean Danny) I renounce socialism and communism! If religion is an opiate, shoot me up Scotty! I bow at the almighty mahogany shrine the is the DOW. Long live capitalism and greed!
Sydney: I find it perfectly moral to imprison beefstock and enslave them, afterwards methodically killing them and eating their delicious flesh. I eat three steaks and three hamburgers a day and I wash all of the disease riddin red meat down with A 1 and Sweet Baby Ray's style barbecue sauces!
Now, non forumers
Tom morrelo: **** workers. I say if they were stupid enough to work for Disney in a slaveshop they deserve it.
Hillary Clinton: I hate New York. I mean who cares if i lose votes. And if I am not reelcted it is because I am a victim of a vast left wing conspiracy.
Chris Matthews: As a change of pase, I will refrain from screaming and interrupting everyone
Entities and Businesses
Ford: They may be flaming deathtraps but they're American Made deathtraps, by dammit!
Botox: All the braindead celebrities are injecting their faces with bacteria, why not you! We guarantee it won't affect you painfully. At least, not that much pain!
Mcdonalds: We love to see you cry! We are all sadists who love children and clowns to much! And, take a wild guess at what that special sauce is made of!
Microsoft: We assure you the Xbox is not doing good! IT COST US BILLIONS OF DOLLARS! Bill Gates was reduced to weeping like a school girl after the third quarter reports! Have you no decency! Buy the damn XBOXS! we know where you live...

mitsur · #65 05-22-2002, 11:34 PM

Sydney:I hate Oddworldian!
Me:I will never EVER go on the computer again!
ODDBODD:SobE is cool!

Danny · #66 05-23-2002, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by Statikk HDM
Rettikk(oops, I mean Danny) I renounce socialism and communism! If religion is an opiate, shoot me up Scotty! I bow at the almighty mahogany shrine the is the DOW. Long live capitalism and greed!

Truest thing you ever said...

Mac the Janitor · #67 05-25-2002, 01:02 PM

Ok, I know I haven't said much here on the forums, but can you do me, please?

***Xavier*** · #68 05-25-2002, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by Mac the Janitor
Ok, I know I haven't said much here on the forums, but can you do me, please?

okay

Mac the Janitor: I will cancel Slig Patrol, sorry guys

Mac the Janitor · #69 05-25-2002, 02:46 PM

Hehehehe!

Good one, Xavier!

Oddy_86 · #70 05-26-2002, 10:04 PM

Me-i love life it's my favorite thing

Oddworld master-i will never leave the forums

oddworld master-i will stop complaining about the xbox being too expensive

i met her on the chat what a bitch all she did was complain lol

MojoMan220 · #71 05-26-2002, 11:15 PM

Xavier: I have decided to limit my post count to 10 posts a day.

MojoMan220: Gamecube is good fun!

Dark Xinos: I am very pleased with Lorne Lannging's deccission of making the next four oddworld games XBOX exclusives.

ABEACE123 · #72 05-27-2002, 11:00 PM

MAJIC_ABE DO NOT CORRECT ME ON SPELLIN AN GRAMER I HATE SCOOL AN DO NOT PAY ATION OOKKK

Majic · #73 05-27-2002, 11:08 PM

Now that seemed rather unprovoked, but interesting on my part that I have somewhat of a reputation. But see, I don't really have anything against you, which is good. heh, bu watch this:

ABEACE123: hi there

See? No capslock

Mac the Janitor · #74 05-27-2002, 11:13 PM

Hey- does anyone else notice the little devil smiley in the corner of every post? (this one-

) it hasn't been there before...I think...

Majic · #75 05-27-2002, 11:21 PM

I don't recall a member named "Hey"

But anyways, no I don't see a little devil dude all over.

***Alcar*** · #76 05-28-2002, 04:58 AM

Me: There is no justified reason for having SoBe vendos in MO!

Alcar...

***Xavier*** · #77 05-28-2002, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by MojoMan220
Xavier: I have decided to limit my post count to 10 posts a day.

hehehe, good one!

why does evrybody do about themself it's less fun

dark_xinos · #78 05-29-2002, 11:05 AM

ABEACE123: I will stop using capslock!

Urhm. I cant really think of any...
I wanna know what I wouldent say, so plz do me someone!

Mac the Janitor · #79 05-29-2002, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by Majic_Abe
I don't recall a member named "Hey" But anyways, no I don't see a little devil dude all over.

Heheh. Yep. I know it's way off topic, but on my computer the quote button in the bottom right hand corner of every post is replaced by the smiley devil. Umm... it's looking at me... please help me...

SeaRex · #80 05-29-2002, 11:57 PM

Dave: And after listening to Slipknot for several hours, I decided that blink-182 would be a nice change of pace.

Tom: Dear Lord! Could the X-Box suck any harder? Last time I waste my time on that peice of shit coffee table!

Anna: Dear Lord! Could WipEout suck any harder? Last time I waste my time on something more suited for a coaster than a game!

Danny (and most other members): And then I gave Bush a hug... a big, warm, loving hug. After that I asked him, "Mr. Bush, how do you make the world so perfect?"

Dylan: Agh... those boring art house movies. Who gets this crap?

BiddaMD: Not only is pot bad for your health, it can harm your social life as well...

Leon: Oh, Chris. I love you so much... let's get married!

Chris: Umm... woteva, Surf! I think I'm going st8! Being a sports-loving, homophobic pig iz nawt that bad!

Morgan: Pop-punk? Phht... let me know when they get some talent.

Me: These "punks" don't know what there talking about. What's wrong with the government, capitalism, and Bush? If you ask me, they need to sort out their issues... and play some better music.

And I hate this "anime" stuff, too. There isn't supposed nudity, violence, fowl lnguage, and complex plots in cartoons! Give me Looney Tunes any day of the week!

And on a final note, video games are leading our children down a moral sewer. We should sheild them as much as possible!

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Yeah, I know. They were cliche and really lame, but I'm bored, alright?

Joe the Intern · #81 05-30-2002, 06:41 AM

Luke: God Insomniac sucked! Worst album ever ! What a piece of shit!

(Yeah, that came from the other topic, but who cares?

)

SeaRex · #82 05-30-2002, 06:11 PM

Hehehe... yeah. That's a good one.

paramiteabe · #83 05-31-2002, 02:39 AM

Hmm I wounder what I wouldent say? Could someone do me please! I don't care if it is offensive or makes fun of me. It's fun anyway hehe!

Majic · #84 05-31-2002, 03:30 AM

paramiteabe- I have decided to frget Oddworld, quit college and take up the thug life. I hate you all, and good ridance.

There we go...

paramiteabe · #85 05-31-2002, 12:53 PM

Yea I would never say that because I am too much of a nice person thanks!

Alector · #86 05-31-2002, 06:15 PM

Dragadon : ,,I love talking about psychology!"

DH : ,,The ideal of my sexual opposite is Britney Spears!" (Oh boy, how mean... Don't take that seriously. Look at the subject!

)

Danny : ,,I can't debate anymore, my vocabulary is taken up!"

TheBlueScrab : ,,I don't like my violin anymore, I'm going to sell it" (<~~that would be more than horrible to me...)

I'll come back here when I get more ideas. . .

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #87 06-02-2002, 01:55 PM

These are actually funny! LOLLOLLOL

Silversnow · #88 06-02-2002, 02:51 PM

Abebabe: "Lorne Lanning...?"
Jacob: "I think I'm just going to write stories about love, peace and butterflies!"

Well, thats all I could think of. Someone do me?

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #89 06-02-2002, 08:55 PM

Danny: I confess.....I love President Bush! He's so perfect and he rules sooooo welll! I'm envious!!!

MojoMan220 · #90 06-03-2002, 10:31 PM

Someone do me!! I want to know wht I would not say!!