Hi I am new! (Don't tell me why)

GimmeCoffee · #1 05-26-2002, 10:29 AM

Hell-o!
I am new (DUUUUUUH)
And my name is GimmeCoffee!(DUUUUUUUUUUH!)
I just discovered that becouse it stands next to this strange post!
I love Oddworld (DUUUUUUUUUUHUUUUUUUHUUUUUH)
and......................... jezus christ what can I say more?
Ohjeah!
I'm from holland!!!!!!!!
But the audience don't seem to care a bit!
So I'l will just say hello again:
hello................

***Xavier*** · #2 05-26-2002, 10:51 AM

Hi, welcome here
I think you like using Duuuuuuh

GimmeCoffee · #3 05-26-2002, 01:44 PM

No I don't (DDUUUUUUUUUH)
sorry I was just telling things that sound toooooooo logical....
Okay I will stop it then!

Mojo · #4 05-26-2002, 01:59 PM

Hey, I'm dutch too! Welcome to the forums!

GimmeCoffee · #5 05-26-2002, 02:05 PM

AAAAAAAAAAH THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
Hey by the way if you are dutch you know the computermagazine "Compukids" richt?
THOSE BASTARDS THINK ABE IS MUNCH!!!!
Stoooooooooooooooooooooooopid!

***Xavier*** · #6 05-26-2002, 02:19 PM

that's often...
some people dunno the game and write stupidities about.
pathetic

GimmeCoffee · #7 05-26-2002, 02:29 PM

Why don't glukkons make meat out of those imbicils!
You could call it Bastard-Burger!

***Xavier*** · #8 05-26-2002, 02:33 PM

hahahaha
yeah or send them to vykkers labs!
and leave them there to be torturated!

Lantra · #9 05-26-2002, 02:43 PM

welcome to the forums if your poll is anything to go by u will fit right in

Mac the Janitor · #10 05-26-2002, 02:52 PM

Welcome to the forums, GimmeCoffee!

I bet you'll have a great time here at Oddworld Forums.

PS: You have a really cool sense of humor!

GimmeCoffee · #11 05-26-2002, 04:32 PM

Thanks Mac-Janitor-Dude!
But do they coffee at this place

?
only tea richt?

Can't survive with out a capochino!

***Xavier*** · #12 05-26-2002, 04:42 PM

You can ask Alf to do an "alf rehab and coffee"

personally I can't survive without coffee too

c\_/ hmmmmmmm

munchman · #13 05-26-2002, 04:45 PM

hello and welcome to the forums, oh yeah and coffee rules

Jacob · #14 05-26-2002, 05:23 PM

(Its such a shame GC is new and i am prohibated from making any snide/sarcastic remarks.)

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Why don't glukkons make meat out of those imbicils!
You could call it Bastard-Burger!

Might as well be supportive: Yes...why dont they...damn those bastards...damn them all. I TOTALLY AGREE WIV YOU GC!!

*Shudders*

Al the Vykker · #15 05-27-2002, 12:52 AM

Ah, welcome Gimme Coffee I hope you enjoy your time here.

paramiteabe · #16 05-27-2002, 01:13 AM

Hi Gimme Coffee welcome to the forums and stay odd. It is so much fun here. So see ya around the forums buddy! Oh yea coffee is the bomb especially coffee from Howaii. That is some good stuff. Imported is the best kind I might add. You ever have coffee from Spain? They have good coffee. But I want to try some more from other places too. Well talk to ya later!

Paramiteabe

GimmeCoffee · #17 05-27-2002, 12:30 PM

Paramitebabe? Is there great goffee in Hawai!?
The have a verry great coffee in hawai!... No that is not a verry great song.
RICHT FRANK SINATRA?

oddling · #18 05-27-2002, 12:58 PM

Hi gimmecoffee I'm Oddling.(jumps up and down franticaly with cup of coffee in hands)Don't mind me,It's just that I got coffee and I'm not supposed to.(Grabs trampoline and jumps still with coffee in hands,then jumps too high and coffee spills on new carpet.)NOOOOOOO!!!!!!My coffee!!!Moms gonna be home in 10 minutes!!!!And it's all over da new carpet I'm doomed!!!!I know,I'll spill coffee all over da carpet so it'll look like the whole carpet is da color of da coffee stain!!!(Goes to store and buys 80 bags of coffee singing "They got an afful lot a coffee in Brazil!!!")There all done.(Just then mom steps in door and realizes carpet is wet)Mom:Why is the carpet wet?Me:Uhhhh I put a special cleaner on it so it'll last longer?(Crosses fingers and hope she falls for it)Mom:Why is the carpet coffee colored then?Me:Uhhhh It's just the cleaner seeping in?Mom:And why does it smell like coffee?Me:Errrr it's coffee sented?Mom:Where did you get coffee sented carpet cleaner?Me:Uhhhh internet?Mom:Okay thanks for cleaning the carpet.(Walks up stairs to kitchen and sees 80 empty coffee bags when I realized in horrid dispare I just got foster parents)As you can see I'm an idiot who likes to be funny.Welcome to da forums and COFFEE ROCKS!!!!

Oddling

GimmeCoffee · #19 05-27-2002, 01:28 PM

LOVE THE STORY!
You must write a book about it!
Now my story.

I was at work, (hangin for the tv with piles of COFFEE!)
But a Jehoseva-Whitnes with strange goat-likelegs and two horns on his head jumped in my roomand grabbed my cup of coffee!
I WAS PRITTY MAD

HE DRUNK IT ALL UP!
I SAID GO TO BLOODY HELL YOU BLOODY JEHOSEVA-ASSHOLE!
And I grabbed my sofa and smahed it to his ugly bloody thing that SUPPOSED to be a face, BUT IT WAS SOOO UGLY!!!
And he was death Jan!
Ah woman screeamed YOU KILLED MY SOCK!
I said that was not a sock, but a demonic Jehoseva-Whitnes.
The moman said OOOOOH THANK YOU! YOUR MY HERO!
And then we had a great time in bed.

THE BLOODY END!

Jacob · #20 05-27-2002, 05:03 PM

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LOVE THE STORY!
You must write a book about it!
Now my story.

I was at work, (hangin for the tv with piles of COFFEE!)
But a Jehoseva-Whitnes with strange goat-likelegs and two horns on his head jumped in my roomand grabbed my cup of coffee!
I WAS PRITTY MAD
HE DRUNK IT ALL UP!
I SAID GO TO BLOODY HELL YOU BLOODY JEHOSEVA-ASSHOLE!
And I grabbed my sofa and smahed it to his ugly bloody thing that SUPPOSED to be a face, BUT IT WAS SOOO UGLY!!!
And he was death Jan!
Ah woman screeamed YOU KILLED MY SOCK!
I said that was not a sock, but a demonic Jehoseva-Whitnes.
The moman said OOOOOH THANK YOU! YOUR MY HERO!
And then we had a great time in bed.

THE BLOODY END!

This is were Gluk Shmuck walks in and says...ahem:

"Whats wrong with Jehova's witness'!? Have you got a problem with that religion?

GimmeCoffee · #21 05-27-2002, 05:06 PM

Well it was not a jehova-whitnes.
It was a JEHOSSA-whitnes!
My mistake

Gluk Schmuck · #22 05-27-2002, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
This is were Gluk Shmuck walks in and says...ahem:

"Whats wrong with Jehova's witness'!? Have you got a problem with that religion?

Why in the world would I say that? Jehova's Witnesses are annoying bastards. No offence to anyone but I dislike the promotion of religion. Yeach!

Fazerina · #23 05-27-2002, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck
Jehova's Witnesses are annoying bastards. No offence to anyone but I dislike the promotion of religion. Yeach!

Yeah, you tell'em, Tom! I don't hate every Jehovah's witness. Only the dirty old-lady-stalkers in the park in front of our house. I should teach Fanny to attack them...

Well at least bark at them or something, so they'll be scared of her and wouldn't come near me. I hate nothing more than religious fanatics, who try to force others in believing as well.

Jacob · #24 05-27-2002, 07:30 PM

Hey...im a Jehova's witness!! You got a problem?

Gluk Schmuck · #25 05-27-2002, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Hey...im a Jehova's witness!! You got a problem?

I do have a problem. I've had a total of four Jehova's Witnesses visit my house on two seperate occasions and they're annoying. Try to assimilate me, will they? Ha! I laugh in the face of religious promotion!

Jacob · #26 05-27-2002, 08:38 PM

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I do have a problem. I've had a total of four Jehova's Witnesses visit my house on two seperate occasions and they're annoying. Try to assimilate me, will they? Ha! I laugh in the face of religious promotion!

Ive never had that prob unfortunatly...i want to meet one, great one and pat one on the head before saying:

"Yes...Yes, i'm sorry...but where's the part where Jesus comes and says 'Hi' to people. What? No Jesus? Oh...oh thats a shame...i was about to join aswell. *Sighs* Bye now. "

oddling · #27 05-27-2002, 11:06 PM

Heh no wonder hes so annoying.Opps take dat back.But you guys are right,I hate people dat try ta nag you inta converting ta dere religion.Sure it's okay ta be religious but not bug people ta join them!If it was up ta me I would make a law bout dat and anyone who nags people like dat'll get dere head blown off by my friend Sal the slig.They should all be shot to da moon with air tanks dat'll last 'em 10 minutes and then they'll die of suffication!

Any way I'm having a great time at da orfanage waitin for my new foster parents Mr. and Mrs. Gluk.(Puts hands in pockets and sways back in forth)

Oddling

Majic · #28 05-27-2002, 11:11 PM

Oddling, I say this as truthfuly as I can, you have a very colorful life

GimmeCoffe, um hi there. You seems like a very, um, colorful person. I think you and Oddling could get along.

oddling · #29 05-27-2002, 11:23 PM

Yaaaayyyyy!!!!I got forum friend!!!So what do ya think gimmecoffee?I just put you on my buddy list and your my first one!!We're both kinda odd in a strange way and odd in a cool way.So ya wanna be friends?

Oddling

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #30 05-27-2002, 11:53 PM

[thinking] Doo dee doo... Lookin' around the forums for good posts... Hmm, most disgusting thing I've ever seen... things you'll never hear members of OF say... why music sucks... Hey, one of those "Hi, I'm new" type posts... [/thinking]

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[thinking] Oh sweet Jesus, another stinking new person. They're coming in drones... Every where. Well, at least these topics are a good place to ring up posts. Just say "Welcome to the forums. Have fun." and you get another post, plus, you seem polite. I'll reply... [/thinking]

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Welcome to the forums, GimmeCoffee. Have fun.

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