1.
Get very drunk, climb up a tree, shout "I'm a Leprechaun! You hear me? A f*cking Leprechaun!" at the top of your voice, then fall out of it.
2.
Get very drunk and allow a friend to convince you that the floor is covered with spoons. Continue to believe that the floor is covered with spoons, even when your friend pretends he doesn't know what you're talking about. Finally, go and get a handful of spoons from the kitchen drawer and wave them in front of people's faces, shouting "Do you see the Spoons??!"
[Note: I have actually done both of these things, so you've got no excuse really...]
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