Are you a RICH BUGGER?

[Paramite Pie]

Your computer crashes and you need to see whats goin on in the forums... do you....

a) Race out and buy the latest and greatest computer?
b) Race out and buy a temporary piece of crap computer?
c) Go out and buy a computer when you can afford it?
d) Don't buy a computer until you find a real cheap one at the 2nd hand shop?

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Your down at the shops and you see a bum begging on the streat... you....

a) Give him a wad of cash
b) Give him only enough to buy some drugs
c) Can't spare the cash
d) You are the bum!

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You can't find your TV remote... you...

a) Go buy a new widescreen complete with remote control.
b) Go buy a new remote.
c) Look for the remote.
d) Turn on the TV manually....

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You have dreams about...

a) NE thing, and every thing
b) Being famous
c) Being rich and famous
d) Being BILL GATES

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WELL? ARE YOU.....

2 or more A's: Geez! You are one rich bugger!!! Can I have some cash?

3 or more B's: Yeah... your the average Jo I suppose... you aint that bad....

3 or more C's: COME ON!!! GET A JOB YOU LAZY GEEK!!!

3 or more D's: Your poor.... poor.... poor.... poor... POOR... bastard!

OTHER: yeah.... uh..... well.... you must be a.... just go away!

[munchman]

1-A i need a good computer
2-D
3-C it always seems to be on the t.v.
4-umm lets not talk about it
im a werd peep on a odd forum i guess

[Majic]

1. A, my dad and brother like computers, why bother. We're getting a 2 gig soemtime soon anyway....
2. B,I'd give like a buck if he was a real begger, I mean, he can buy some cigs for that...
3. C, then if I don't find it, we go buy a new one.
4. D, I never really dream about fame and stuff, just whatever is in my mind... So anything and everything..
I guess I'm rich... My friends think since like I have most game systems, my computer is always better, and that I have a big house with a pool that I'm rich. Maybe, but we can't exaclty go giving away cash, my parents try to save conservative anyway. Like at the store the wrong price for some binders I needed was wrong and it was 3 dollars more, pfffft, I needed them, but my mom got all mad and returned them because it would take 4 minutes to get the right price rung up at customer service... But my mom and dad both work good paying jobs, I suppose I seem rich to most.

[Gluk Schmuck]

Your computer crashes and you need to see whats goin on in the forums... do you....

e) Restart it.

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Your down at the shops and you see a bum begging on the streat... you....

c) Can't spare the cash
and
e) Don't give money to anyone

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You can't find your TV remote... you...

c) Look for the remote.
and if I can't find it
d) Turn on the TV manually....

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You have dreams about...

e) None of the above

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WELL? ARE YOU.....

OTHER: yeah.... uh..... well.... you must be a.... just go away!

[Fazerina]

Q: Are you a rich bugger?

A: No.


Your computer crashes and you need to see whats goin on in the forums... do you....

I'll go to the library.

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Your down at the shops and you see a bum begging on the streat... you....

I'll give money to all kind of collections for the homeless people and children and the Red Cross etc. And I give money if someone is playing the guitar on the street. But I wouldn't give money to a bumb, because he would use it to buy alcohol. We've got this program in Finland, in which this guy Karpo is defending the poor or badly treatened people etc... There was once this episode, where thay were telling the story of this one bumb. He was sitting in the Helsinki centre and begging for money. Infront of him there were these big signs: "I NEED MONEY FOR FOOD! HAVEN'T EATEN FOR MANY DAYS! I WON'T BUY ALCOHOL!" Almost everyone stopped and gave him money. When he had been sitting there for a few hours (they didn't show everything, of course.....) he stood up and went around the corner while the cameras followed him and he bought a bottle of vodka from his friend...

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You can't find your TV remote... you...

I will look for the remote, which can be anywhere. I'm the one who usually loses it... If I can't find it, I'll turn the TV on manually....

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You have dreams about...

Many things, but nothing from your list... Well, I would like to be a famous rock star, but...

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WELL? ARE YOU.....

OTHER: yeah.... uh..... well.... you must be a.... just go away!

Oki...what ever...

[Jacob]

Your computer crashes and you need to see whats goin on in the forums... do you....

a) Race out and buy the latest and greatest computer?
b) Race out and buy a temporary piece of crap computer?
c) Go out and buy a computer when you can afford it?
d) Don't buy a computer until you find a real cheap one at the 2nd hand shop?

E - I never NEED to see whats going on in the forums. I dont get that bored.

Your down at the shops and you see a bum begging on the streat... you....

a) Give him a wad of cash
b) Give him only enough to buy some drugs
c) Can't spare the cash
d) You are the bum!

E - Say 'Sorry, i dont have any money.' and then prance down the street with aload of coins jingling in my pockets.

You can't find your TV remote... you...

a) Go buy a new widescreen complete with remote control.
b) Go buy a new remote.
c) Look for the remote.
d) Turn on the TV manually....

E - Order my mum/Bro's/Sis to find it while i go out and get hammered.

You have dreams about...

a) NE thing, and every thing
b) Being famous
c) Being rich and famous
d) Being BILL GATES

E - Owning a Pink, Velvetty tux. That changes to a nice purply, lilac colour when it gets hot. Yey!!

I am quite well off...its just my family that are poor.

[Wil]

Hooray, I'm an other.

With the exception of Q2 (I just wouldn't give money to a homeless person), my answers would be identical to Gluk Schmuck's.

[Melvin:squeeking paramite]

Eh.

Your computer crashes and you need to see whats goin on in the forums... do you....

a) Race out and buy the latest and greatest computer?
b) Race out and buy a temporary piece of crap computer?
c) Go out and buy a computer when you can afford it?
d) Don't buy a computer until you find a real cheap one at the 2nd hand shop?

Restart it and wait for it to get better... Geez....

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Your down at the shops and you see a bum begging on the streat... you....

a) Give him a wad of cash
b) Give him only enough to buy some drugs
c) Can't spare the cash
d) You are the bum!

Just give him the drugs straightout...
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You can't find your TV remote... you...

a) Go buy a new widescreen complete with remote control.
b) Go buy a new remote.
c) Look for the remote.
d) Turn on the TV manually....

Turn it on manually... I usually do... I'm so confused by people who are so pathetic that they must have the remote to do any thing...
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You have dreams about...

a) NE thing, and every thing
b) Being famous
c) Being rich and famous
d) Being BILL GATES

Uh... Most people just have surreal, nosensical dreams that are made up of memories and images, so not all people have vain dreams such as those...

Other, I guess... Eh.

[Paramite Pie]

I didn't say i was bein' serious with these questions!

[Statikk HDM]

I manually turn the t.v. already, never met a beggar, have a good computer that never crashes but hangs a lot and lets not go into the dreams thing. Umm, yeah. I would say I'm average. All b's pretty much.

[abe22]

Your computer crashes and you need to see whats goin on in the forums... do you....

a) Race out and buy the latest and greatest computer?
b) Race out and buy a temporary piece of crap computer?
c) Go out and buy a computer when you can afford it?
d) Don't buy a computer until you find a real cheap one at the 2nd hand shop?

I'll just reset it, simple.

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Your down at the shops and you see a bum begging on the streat... you....

a) Give him a wad of cash
b) Give him only enough to buy some drugs
c) Can't spare the cash
d) You are the bum!

I don't give mony too strange people.

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You can't find your TV remote... you...

a) Go buy a new widescreen complete with remote control.
b) Go buy a new remote.
c) Look for the remote.
d) Turn on the TV manually....

I'd turn it on manually.

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You have dreams about...

a) NE thing, and every thing
b) Being famous
c) Being rich and famous
d) Being BILL GATES

I can never remember the dreams that I have.

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WELL? ARE YOU.....

OTHER: yeah.... uh..... well.... you must be a.... just go away!

Ah...right...