Grace to you. The late welcome thread.

[Violet Void]

Receive me. I am the ultimate aristocratic, pathetic, superior, highly-qualified human being of utter fabulousness, androgyny and narcissism.

My advantages.
Beautiful, eloquent, compassionate, full of forgiveness and adoration, inspired, assertive.

My disadvantages.
Unapologetic, harsh, egocentric, ambiguous, indifferent to unsatisfied ones.

Those, who shall vibrate on my wave.
Mindful ones, aristocrats, ancient, divine beings, Illuminati.

Those, who shall experience whether discomfort or naught.
Insolent, resentful, imbecilic people, children, mundane and worthless ones.

Special traits.
Does not utilize contractions, though writes "tis" and "twas" with no apostrophes. Conjures non-existent words. Launches conspiracies through private messaging forum members.

[Mac Sirloin]

Contractions. Contractions. This is not enigmatic, this is annoying. Post like a normal person or scram, weirdo.

Also welcome to OWF

[Manco]

welcome to OWF please don’t eat thesauruses they’re bad for your health

[Violet Void]

Oh, Mac Sirloin, my gratitude to you for letting no human err. In spite of your being a peasant I find your corporal exterior attractive.

Manco, I was nurtured with thesaurus, greetings to you as well.

[Job McYossie]

Look out for the thesaurus rex.

[Manco]

misread as thesaurus sex, now wondering what an educational experience that would be

[Slog Bait]

Receive me. I am the ultimate aristocratic, pathetic, superior, highly-qualified human being of utter fabulousness, androgyny and narcissism.

Hm, hey Nate, I think this just might be gishygleb.

Come at my balls, bro.

[Violet Void]

If "gishygleb" is a local forum conspiracy, I would be one with alacrity (unless tis not worthy).

Well met, Job McYossie and SlogBait.

[STM]

Welcome back, Gish.

[Nepsotic]

Hey, at least he's somewhat better with English now.

[JayDee]

Conjuring non-existant words isn't really a special trait.

Making doves appear from your nostrils however, now that's conjuration.

[MeechMunchie]

Many welcome to you our forum, warm. Home self to make you if pleasing are.

See how can be done?

[Violet Void]

Grace, STM, grace J_dude320.

Oh, STM, you do confuse me now. I remember that game, though am not sure whether I may be called a mass of goo.

And warm greetings to you, MeechMunchie. I did not quite understand your last sentence, my apologies.

[Job McYossie]

If "gishygleb" is a local forum conspiracy, I would be one with alacrity (unless tis not worthy).

Oh if you don't know what that is I suggest google imaging it for best results.

[Violet Void]

You do sound voluptous now, Job McYossie. I expect revelations.

[JayDee]

You do sound voluptous now, Job McYossie. I expect revelations.

Hey buddy, hands off Job's "Voluptuousness." That's property of the state.

[Manco]

If I said I was an employee of the state would I be allowed access to Job’s voluptuousness

[JayDee]

That's up for our most honourable chairwoman to decide.

[Job McYossie]

No I think Job get's to have jurisdiction over Job's voluptuousness.

[Manco]

Well then what’s even the point of having a state

[Nate]

I'm curious: Why are you concealing your location? You're clearly in an English speaking location, holding a thesaurus.

[Varrok]

I, for instance, am not even trying to google those words, as I will never ever use or even see them again anywhere else

[Violet Void]

Thus I announce my woeful errand of searching for "gishygleb" finished. At first I was disgusted. His actions were of utter disgrace. Though his OddRun application was an instance of being useful and creative (even though twas a copy of Flappy Bird).

Nate, I find our meeting well-been. Dare not compromise my human integrity, a mindful moderator would not.

[Holy Sock]

I, for instance, am not even trying to google those words, as I will never ever use or even see them again anywhere else

You might if you'd read a book

A low, lame blow, Varrok. Forgive me. Void is the enemy.

[Violet Void]

Holy Sock, twas hilarious! I adore your personality.

[Bullet Magnet]

I like this one. Commence the trials.

[Nate]

Nate, I find our meeting well-been. Dare not compromise my human integrity, a mindful moderator would not.

What?

[Holy Sock]

"Don't fuck me about or else." was what I got.

[Manco]

Thus I announce my woeful errand of searching for "gishygleb" finished. At first I was disgusted.

Sometimes finding yourself can be unpleasant.

[Violet Void]

As far as I witness tis not a welcoming forum.
1. Each member trolls another and is not infracted.
2. Newcomers are immediately trolled by everyone.
3. No one speaks on topic and those who do are often detested.
4. Moderator accuses anyone of spam in case they dislike the "spammer". Injustice.
5. Intolerance of aristocratic speech while speaking filthy.
6. Intolerance of learned foreigners (I am not English-speaking by default).
7. False naming and ignorance of the fact, that tis ludicrous and unnecessary.

Possible reasons.
1. Members waste their life.
2. Members are a stable crowd.
3. Members have been mentally hurt with something (seems like twas that "gishygleb").
4. Members have no sense of limit and humanity.

What is to be done?
1. Love.
2. Compassion.
3. Tolerance.
4. Growing up.
5. Care.
6. Understanding.
7. Letting past go.
8. Being open-minded.
9. Mental ascension.

Even though, I carry no evil and no resentfulness. I hope, that all shall be well.

I offer my love to you. Do not crush it, please.

Remember my love.

I love you, whatever you do.

I always will.