Bad Shit -

Nepsotic · #91 03-17-2013, 06:09 PM

That's not bad, it just means you're an uneducated, ignorant cunt.

OddjobAbe · #92 03-17-2013, 06:11 PM

Nep once bullied an 11 year old. That is some real, reprehensible badness coming out.

Steamer_KING · #93 03-17-2013, 06:12 PM

Nepsotic, a badass pony-lover.

Nepsotic · #94 03-17-2013, 06:15 PM

That should be My custom title.

Jordan · #95 03-17-2013, 07:04 PM

you know when good threads just escalate into something incredibly dumb?

MeechMunchie · #96 03-18-2013, 01:15 AM

I think that's the opposite of 'escalation'.

Jbot123 · #97 03-18-2013, 03:58 AM

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Nep once bullied an 11 year old. That is some real, reprehensible badness coming out.

You mean HIM? He was our top field agent! You will pay for this, foul horse person!

Nepsotic · #98 03-18-2013, 08:38 AM

I wish racist eleven year-olds would stop being better than me.

Jbot123 · #99 03-18-2013, 04:56 PM

It sure sucks to be you, Scratchy.

E: I have Apotemnophilia. I don't get a third leg, I get a second leg!

LawgSkrak · #**100** 06-11-2013, 11:54 PM

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I'm not going to lie, I've killed and eaten a lot of people's pets and then defecated the remains into their mailbox.

I thought I was the only one who did this.

I would think thing I've ever done is this:

I have this co-worker, really obnoxious, and really pretty much just an asshole. This guy is constantly bringing chili to work for his lunch, and leaving it in the fridge. And he farts a lot, and thinks it's hilarious. But it isn't, because he smells like rotten eggs. So one day when I was working the over night shift (which is all the time now, but not back then) I brought a piece of greasy dog shit to work, and mushed it up into his chili. I mashed it in there real good, you totally couldn't tell by looking or smelling it that there were feces of any kind in his food.

I worked the afternoon shift with him the next day, and sat calmy watching as he ate the whole bowl.

Actually, that's pretty awesome. I might do it again some time, just for fun.

STM · #**101** 06-12-2013, 12:33 AM

I call bull shit.

LawgSkrak · #**102** 06-12-2013, 12:37 AM

Actually it was dog shit.

And it really happened.

STM · #**103** 06-12-2013, 12:56 AM

So...because someone farted...you fed them something that could have potentially killed them?

Riiiiiiiight.

LawgSkrak · #**104** 06-12-2013, 01:40 AM

How would dog shit kill somebody? Maybe if I smeared it into an open would he had or something, it could potentially kill him. Yeah, the bacteria could be dangerous to a human, but the chances are extremely small. I've seen little kids eat dog crap, and they were fine. This huge tub of lard who eats nothing but garbage everyday wasn't gonna be phased. He didn't even notice it was in there. What does that tell you? Honestly, I thought he'd take a bite or two, and think it had gone bad or something, but nope, he ate the whole damn bowl. Not my fault he's a disgusting pig who can't tell there is shit in his food.

And he didn't just fart. He constantly was farting. Working with him is like working in an astronaut suit that somebody was using as an outhouse. This guy smelled like he was constantly on the verge of crapping his pants. And he would make a joke out of it, walking by and letting one rip and then chuckling about it. Every shift. All through the shift. Plus, he's just an asshole to be around. Not a nice guy.

I had enough. He loves shit so much, have some to eat.

Vyrien · #**105** 06-12-2013, 02:18 AM

You know the potential presence of Toxicariasis in dog shit can permanently blind someone right? As well as induce numerous life-endangering effects.

I hope for your sake this is bullshit or else you just won the fucking moron award.

STM · #**106** 06-12-2013, 02:29 AM

By the sound of it that ship has sailed.

Vyrien · #**107** 06-12-2013, 02:35 AM

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By the sound of it that shit has sailed.

FTFY

STM · #**108** 06-12-2013, 03:01 AM

abe619 · #**109** 06-12-2013, 03:04 AM

Let's see, there was a time when I's young when buried my poop in the garden of our (big) house in the suburbs, there was the time when I kicked a girl that annoyed me at school in the leg, twice in a row and then once again later, and then there was a time when I joined a forum with socially dysfunctional, sarcastic members...

STM · #**110** 06-12-2013, 03:11 AM

Since we're on the subject of shit, I once took a dump on the fairway of a golf course (by mistake, didn't realise I was camping on a golf course). Once my mate realised it was a golf course he shit in one of the hole.

Now that was some bad shit. Hurr hurr.

LawgSkrak · #**111** 06-12-2013, 03:24 AM

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You know the potential presence of Toxicariasis in dog shit can permanently blind someone right? As well as induce numerous life-endangering effects.

I hope for your sake this is bullshit or else you just won the fucking moron award.

Well, considering it was my dog and I knew it wasn't infected with roundworm, no I did not just win that award.

I did read up on this before I did it.

Jordan · #**112** 06-12-2013, 03:27 AM

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Well, considering it was my dog and I knew it wasn't infected with roundworm, no I did not just win that award.

I did read up on this before I did it.

Are you mentally unwell?

STM · #**113** 06-12-2013, 03:32 AM

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Well, considering it was my dog and I knew it wasn't infected with roundworm, no I did not just win that award.

I did read up on this before I did it.

No, you really fucking did. Even if the shit didn't have roundworm it could still potentially carry E. Coli, Rotavirus, pin worms and a whole host of other diseases. Not to mention the fact its exuding hydrogen sulphide. If you didn't think that was dangerous and potentially life threatening to serve up to another human being then not only are you cruel but also fucking retarded beyond comprehension.

More to the point, I don't ever want to shake your hand because obviously you seem to assume that shit isn't really all that disgusting in which case, I'm supposing you don't wash your sausage fingers after you take a dump?

LawgSkrak · #**114** 06-12-2013, 03:45 AM

Oh brother.

You have germaphobe written all over you.

This was years ago, and yeah it was a dumb thing to do. I was a lot younger and stupider than I am now. But I know my dog was healthly as can be, he gets regular checkups, and I've never done anything like it since. Dog. Healthy. No pin worms. No E.Coli. None of that stuff.

Get over it ppl. The topic is Bad Shit we've done. I wasn't aware we were supposed to select only slightly bad things. I picked the worst thing I had done. Period.

And guess what? I didn't touch the shit with my hands. I picked it up with a pooper scooper and put it in a baggy. And when doctors have told me to my face that the chances of getting sick from eating a piece of poop are slim to none (yes it's does happen, but not often), well then I'm going to listen to the doctor's opinion before I listen to yours.

And like I said, I thought he'd take a mouthful and think it had gone bad, and throw it out. I didn't think he'd eat the whole bowl. Even if at that point I had told him, he wouldn't have belived me and ate it anyway. He didn't get sick, he didn't go blind, he didn't shit his pants, nothing. He was fine.

Nepsotic · #**115** 06-12-2013, 04:32 AM

If he didn't even notice, then it wasn't just retarded, it was utterly pointless. And why in the fuck would your doctor say "By the way, you're dog is so healthy, his shit is edible". Was he in on this?

Phylum · #**116** 06-12-2013, 04:34 AM

Nep has a point. I wouldn't trust the opinion of any doctor that legitimately answered any questions relating to eating shit, let alone feeding it to someone.

***Nate*** · #**117** 06-12-2013, 04:43 AM

Also, why didn't you go the obvious route of laxatives? Or a tablespoon of tabasco sauce?

LawgSkrak · #**118** 06-12-2013, 06:18 AM

lol My doctor didn't say that my dog was so healthy, his shit is edible. My friend's kid had ate a piece he found in the yard, and when we took the kid into the emergency room that's where we got this info. You'd be surprised how often doctors are presented with questions regarding eating fecal matter. Small kids do it all the time. They'll put anything in their mouths.

And why would I want to give a guy who shits himself on a regular basis something that's going to make him shit more?

STM · #**119** 06-12-2013, 06:24 AM

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Small kids do it all the time. They'll put anything in their mouths.

Erm...

LawgSkrak · #**120** 06-12-2013, 06:26 AM

Sorry, but it's true.