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04-06-2013, 06:57 AM
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Yes. Yes, it does.

Now go touch a penis!
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WoF has sex both ways...

... the right way and the wrong way.

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That... is also a true statement.
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Oh you guys.

*homos...sorry typo
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04-06-2013, 08:05 AM
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Oh please, I used to be a Catholic, I lost my virginity when I was seven.
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04-06-2013, 09:28 AM
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I may have also lost my virginity when I was seven. If I did, I didn't really mind.

Actually when I was eleven, I was telling my mother's current (Irish) boyfriend at the time about our priest when I was very young and how he was a really cool guy and always used to snowball fight with the kids and stuff. He gave me a grin and said 'Oh did he fiddle them too?' and I had no idea what he was talking about.

Just thought I'd share.
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I find it too real to be funny.
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Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
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A man walks into a bar with an ostrich. The man walks up to the bar as usual and asks for his expensive drinks and some snacks for the ostrich. The temporary barman approaches the man and asks why he always buys the most expensive drinks. The man answers "I found a magic lamp and the first thing I wished for was a mountain of gold. The second thing I wished for was my own private island"

"That's all well and good", replies the bartender, "but what's with the ostrich?" The man then says "For my third wish I asked for a bird with really long legs"
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A man walks into a bar with an ostrich. The man walks up to the bar as usual and asks for his expensive drinks and some snacks for the ostrich. The temporary barman approaches the man and asks why he always buys the most expensive drinks. The man answers "I found a magic lamp and the first thing I wished for was a mountain of gold. The second thing I wished for was my own private island"

"That's all well and good", replies the bartender, "but what's with the ostrich?" The man then says "For my third wish I asked for a bird with really long legs"
You missed the second half of the punchline. He walked in to the bar with an ostrich and a cat. The man and the ostrich would buy drinks, but the cat would never get his round in.

Turns out he wished for a bird with really long legs and a tight pussy.
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my god, Nate. i blushed at that. me!

so crude
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What did the Jihadist do for his son's birthday?

he had a party
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There are two bears, a polar bear and a grizzly bear, chilling on an iceberg. The grizzly falls into the ocean and starts spluttering "Aah! Aaah! I'm dissolving!"

"Don't be ridiculous. You're not polar!"

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