Luke's soopa-excellent journey into the heart of the Evil Empire!

SeaRex · #1 03-30-2002, 12:17 AM

Yeah, as if anyone noticed I was gone for the past 5 days, I was in Washington DC... hurray.

Wow, what a great place to waste my spring break. But wait! If the monuments that I've already seen twice weren't dull enough, I had the crappiest hotel room ever. Not a damn good protest either! Oh sure, there was a one-man picket line against infant circumcision, but I'm not about to join in that one!

On the plus side, it had some great art galleries. And I found some of my own kind! Neo-punks... lots of neo-punks... lots of female neo-punks... lots of hot female neo-punks... lots of hot female neo-punks that liked Green Day, NOFX, and Rancid... *drool*... oh... OK, I'm done being shallow, but they were the highlight of my trip!

And to top it all of, I had my first Red Bull! (they don't sell it in Tennessee.) Not exactly a *yummy* experience. That's when I started hearing... things. Like a weird buzzing noise. No more Red Bull for me. I had to take the edge of with a meal from Arby's. Mmm mmm, the scorched flesh of an innocent cow! Delicious!

Well, now I'm home. It's a great day to be alive!

Majic · #2 03-30-2002, 12:56 AM

Heh, Arby's is good..... Darnet, my dad hates travling... Until I grow up, can drive and have some money money, I ain't ever seeing cool places like that... Damn...

Danny · #3 03-30-2002, 10:47 AM

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Originally posted by SeaRex
And to top it all of, I had my first Red Bull! (they don't sell it in Tennessee.) Not exactly a *yummy* experience. That's when I started hearing... things. Like a weird buzzing noise. No more Red Bull for me. I had to take the edge of with a meal from Arby's. Mmm mmm, the scorched flesh of an innocent cow! Delicious!

My friend Butler is in a band, and one time he drank six Red Bulls in the last hour before going on stage. I think I've already mentioned this before, but it seemed relevant...

SeaRex · #4 03-30-2002, 07:20 PM

Don't worry Majic_Abe, your not missing anything unless you like really big stone buildings and overly patriotic ppl.

Six Red Bulls? Yeesh, I couldn't drink one and not start gettn' all jittery.

paramiteabe · #5 03-31-2002, 10:08 PM

A while ago I went on an 8th grade field trip to Washingto DC. Nothing there I like but the Hard Rock Cafe!

Disgruntled Intern · #6 03-31-2002, 10:17 PM

Glad to have you back.
I could lie, and say I missed you...but..I wasn't even here to know of your absense..isn't life grand?

SeaRex · #7 03-31-2002, 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by paramiteabe
A while ago I went on an 8th grade field trip to Washingto DC. Nothing there I like but the Hard Rock Cafe!

Hell yeah! I collect the pins. I got 2 in DC.

... um, thanks Dave?

Steve · #8 03-31-2002, 10:57 PM

I was at D.C. a week ago and it was fine, of course I like museums and thought the stone architecture was interesting. It was funny seeing souvenirs of dubya. What I found strange was the large amount of Rosie the riveter souvenirs (only in museums, including the natural history museum).

SeaRex · #9 04-01-2002, 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by Steve
I was at D.C. a week ago and it was fine, of course I like museums and thought the stone architecture was interesting. It was funny seeing souvenirs of dubya. What I found strange was the large amount of Rosie the riveter souvenirs (only in museums, including the natural history museum).

Yeah, but I've already been there twice before... so you can understand my boredom. I bought some fake presidential buttons at the American History Museum! Dole for President!