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Just an interesting factoid for you all, courtesy of QI:

If you were to guess that in the Biblical 'feeding of the 5000', 5000 people were fed, you would be wrong. The Bible said 5000 'men' were fed, the women and children were not bothered to be counted because they were not as important.
That's true of most places in which people were counted in the Bible.

For instance, after the exodus from Egypt, the population was counted. But that was actually only the number of men in the appropriate age range for fighting battle, given as 600,000, leading some scholars to suggest that 2-3 million Israelites left Egypt. Which in turn leads other scholars to suggest that the exodus couldn't possibly have happened, as that number of people would have been an impossible logistic arrangement.


But going back to the feeding of the 5000; it somewhat depends on the words used in the original text. Hebrew doesn't have a gender neutral term for 'people', and generally uses the male term for mixed gender groupings. Having said that, there are some terms that are only ever used for groups of men and some terms that can be used for either groups of men or for mixed groups. And without the original Hebrew text, it's impossible to know exactly what was meant.
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See it's quite interesting to me. I think that the initial point Steven Fry was trying to make (albeit somewhat jokily) was that for a religious text, the Bible - or more specifically in this instance, the Old Testament - is remarkably patriarchal or gender biased. I can't think of the proper word. But then that's really a given because those were the societal norms really. In hindsight it's a bit of an obvious statement. What I really took from it was merely that I never knew more than 5000 people were fed (supposing the story is true).

It's particularly sapid, what you say about the exodus (nearly spelt that exoddus), even 600,000 is a pretty big number of people to orchestrate down such a long journey. Shifting two million people would be insane. I don't profess to know the length or distance of the journey but if I'm correct in saying that they left Egypt entirely, they must have left a lot of people behind! :P
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Using an incredibly rough figure, if 2,000,000 people were to walk single-file only a third of the exodees would have left as the first were arriving.

I acknowledge how much is wrong with that figure, but I had Wolfram Alpha open in a tab and I couldn't help myself.
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It's particularly sapid
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Huh?

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See it's quite interesting to me. I think that the initial point Steven Fry was trying to make (albeit somewhat jokily) was that for a religious text, the Bible - or more specifically in this instance, the Old Testament - is remarkably patriarchal or gender biased. I can't think of the proper word. But then that's really a given because those were the societal norms really. In hindsight it's a bit of an obvious statement. What I really took from it was merely that I never knew more than 5000 people were fed (supposing the story is true).
Yes, but it's still not a very good point. Because (a) it's just to do with the nature of the language and (b) it's not surprising given the culture at the time. Also, (c), it's theoretically possible that only men attended the sermon.

And I suppose there's also (d); the number 5000 was probably made up by Matthew to make it sound more impressive than the few people who actually showed up.
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And I suppose there's also (d); the number 5000 was probably made up by Matthew to make it sound more impressive than the few people who actually showed up.
Woah, woah.

You're uh

You're not suggesting the bible lied, are you?

Because that would be terrible.
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Okay, I've been doing some Wikipedia-ing this evening.

For one thing, it turns out I always thought the miracle of the loaves and fishes happened at the sermon on the mount. Nope. For the record, that's why I explicitly mentioned Matthew in my last post; as he's the only one that mentions the sermon.


Also, it turns out that the gospels explicitly state that the number (5000 at the first occassion and 4000 on a second occasion mentioned by Mark and Matthew) is only the men and that the women and children were in addition to that number.

So you can ignore my previous posts for the specifics, but they still stand as a general guide for the difficulty of interpretting the gospel truth.
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And without the original Hebrew text, it's impossible to know exactly what was meant.
And considering the oral history of the scriptures, "original text" is an oxymoron.

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And considering the oral history of the scriptures, "original text" is an oxymoron.
True, if you're regarding them from a scientific/historical point of view. Which I acknowledge you should.

But even from a religious perspective in which the words as written by Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John are the literal gospel truth, you need to take in to account the fact that you're not actually reading their words but a translation. And all translations are effectively also commentaries/interpretations of what the translator thought of the text.
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