MERRY X-MAS! -

OddjobAbe · #61 12-26-2012, 07:39 AM

I got socks! I was aghast, needless to say.

Varrok · #62 12-26-2012, 09:31 AM

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I got a raw penis from having too much sex.

Like... in a box?

OANST · #63 12-26-2012, 09:43 AM

Varrok · #64 12-26-2012, 10:23 AM

Was it once connected to your body?

OANST · #65 12-26-2012, 10:45 AM

Sekto Springs · #66 12-26-2012, 10:46 AM

Steamer_KING · #67 12-26-2012, 05:48 PM

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No money/ass too sore.

Sekto Springs · #68 12-26-2012, 06:07 PM

Stop sticking pine cones in it.

Steamer_KING · #69 12-26-2012, 06:20 PM

I see we both share a fetish. How do you feel about that?

Jordan · #70 12-29-2012, 03:31 PM

probably one of the best sweaters i've ever owned, is it sad that it was one of my favourite presents?

bollocks, i meant to put this in the WDYLL thread

ah well, at least it's relevant

MeechMunchie · #71 12-29-2012, 03:45 PM

Hey, it's your dad again.

Jordan · #72 12-29-2012, 03:47 PM

You know, I remembered that comment, but I didn't actually expect anyone to bring it up.

YOU CUNT

OANST · #73 12-31-2012, 06:22 AM

IT'S YOUR DAD! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE!

STM · #74 01-01-2013, 06:53 AM

I shit you not I was about to say that again, having completely gotten I said it before. Then I realised and shut my mouth...but then everyone else said it so it's alllll goooood.

Jordan · #75 01-01-2013, 07:00 AM

You're on thin ice aiden...

STM · #76 01-01-2013, 07:02 AM

That would have sounded more sinister if you had spelt my name properly.

Still...

Jordan · #77 01-01-2013, 07:18 AM

I did have to google it actually, I still failed

STM · #78 01-01-2013, 07:26 AM

Well, I am the no.3 result for...my name...on Google.

Varrok · #79 01-01-2013, 07:29 AM

That's quite unpopular name

STM · #80 01-01-2013, 07:39 AM

And you're quite an unpopular person so I suppose we're two of a kind.

Varrok · #81 01-01-2013, 07:41 AM

I didn't really mean that as a bad thing. My name was quite unpopular in the times when I was born, but now it's totally opposite - just take a look how many Chrises there are at OWF

Nepsotic · #82 01-01-2013, 07:49 AM

And look how many Gianni's there are on OWF, too.

STM · #83 01-01-2013, 07:53 AM

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I didn't really mean that as a bad thing. My name was quite unpopular in the times when I was born, but now it's totally opposite - just take a look how many Chrises there are at OWF

I know, I was only kidding. I love you really. In the butt!

MA · #84 01-01-2013, 06:29 PM

what he's trying to say is that he'd like to ram his cock up your lower intestine.

STM · #85 01-01-2013, 06:45 PM

Or further if I can manage.

Jordan · #86 01-02-2013, 12:54 AM

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Or further if I can manage.

too far.

literally

Nepsotic · #87 01-02-2013, 07:59 AM

STM has a 30 foot cock, apparently.

STM · #88 01-02-2013, 08:50 AM

Yeah...apparently.

MeechMunchie · #89 01-02-2013, 08:58 AM

Nepsotic has a 30 foot large intestine, apparently.

STM · #90 01-02-2013, 09:01 AM

I'm sorry but I'm only interested in Varrok right now.