The NEW! Guilty Pleasure Thread

[MeechMunchie]

Everyone feels a little guilty afterwards, surely?

No, I escaped from that after primary school; I just have low self-esteem.

I'm sad now. I'm gonna go masturbate some more.

[Sekto Springs]

I feel about as guilty masturbating as I do about masturbating to ten year old boys.

[MeechMunchie]

... That could go either way, and I wish not to know which way it hath gone.

Now if you'll excuse me, my pornography is buffering.

[Wings of Fire]

That tells us absolutely nothing and makes me decide against my retort to Meechmunchie.

EDIT: Speedy shit etc

[Pilot]

I feel about as guilty masturbating as I do about masturbating to ten year old boys.

Oh you; you say such nice things.

[OANST]

It's the flowery prose, I think.

[Hazel-Rah]

IDK I guess anthros but mostly just Carmelita Fox

And MAYBE inflation but that's because willy wonka and the chocolate factory fucked me up as a kid

[MA]

fuck yeah, inflation. the price on beer and fags gives me such a fucking boner.

[OddjobAbe]

Shit, I know. My wallet has never been so clean. The anally retentives must love it.

[Hazel-Rah]

that's why i'm voting for obama

increased the national debt more than every previous president combined...oh baby