Life of brian song...

[dark_xinos]

Some things in life are bad...
They can relly make you mad...
They can make you swear and curse...
When you're chowing on lifes grissle...
Ah, give a wissle...
And this whill help things turn out for the best... Ay...

Alwas look on the bright side of live...
*wisle, wisle wisle, wisle*
Alwas look on the light side of life....
*wisle, wisle wisle, wisle*

If life seems jolly rotten...
theres something you've forgotten...
And thats to laugh and smile, dance and sing...
When you're feling in the dumps, Ah, you silly chumps...
Just purch you're lips and wissle, thats the thing...Ay

Alwas look on the bright side of live...
*wisle, wisle wisle, wisle* (common)
Alwas look on the light side of life....
*wisle, wisle wisle, wisle*

Though life is kinda upsuerd...
and deats the final word...
You must aslwas face the curtin with a bare...
Forgett about you're sin...
Give the adiance a gwin...
Enjoy it, its the last chance in the out... So

Awas look on the bright of death...
*wisle, wisle wisle, wisle*
Just before you draw you're terminal breath...
*wisle, wisle wisle, wisle*

Lifes a piece of shit...
When you look at it...
Lifes a laugh and deaths a joke...Its true...
You'll see its al a show...
Ceep on laughing as you go...
Just remember that the last laugh is on you... Ay...

Alwas look on the bright side of live...
*wisle, wisle wisle, wisle*
Alwas look on the right side of life....
*wisle, wisle wisle, wisle*

Common brian, cheer up...

Alwas look on the bright side of live...
*wisle, wisle wisle, wisle*
Alwas look on the right side of life....
*wisle, wisle wisle, wisle*

etc... etc...

[ODDBODD]

nah the holy grail has way way way better songs

we're knights of the round table
we dance when we are able
we do routines and parlour scenes
our footwork impecable
we dine well here in camalot
we eat ham and jam and spam aloooooot

we're knights of the round table
our shows are formidable
but many times we're given rhymes
that aren't quite un-sing able
we're opra mad in camalot
we sing from the diaphram aloooooot

*some grooovy tapdancing and a drum solo with a bit of duck in the nuts and a prisoner clapping*

in war we're tough and able
quite intefatigable
but between our quests
we wear sequin vests
and impersonate clark gable
is a busy life in camotlot

I HAVE TO PUSH THE PRAM ALONG!

*some more duck in the nuts*

[Xavier]

I found the muzic of the generic
http://www.jens-esser.de/data/montypyt.zip

[ODDBODD]

the sir robin one also kicked ass

minstrel -
bravely bold sir robin
rode forth from camelot
he was not afraid to die oh brave sir robin
he was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
brave brave brave brave sir robin
he was not in the least bit fraid to be mashed into a pulp
or to have his eyes gouged out
and his elbows broken
to have his kneecaps split
and his body burned away
brave brave brave brave sir robin
his head smashed in
and his heart cut out
and his liver removed
and his bowls unplugged
and his nostrils raped
and his bottom burnt off
and his penis....

robin -
umm thats uh enough music for today, looks like there danger afoot