When I take a shit, I record the sound of it splashing in the bowl and then do funny shit with it in frooty loops. That's how most dubstep creators do it.
"I'm staunchly atheist, I simply don’t believe in God. But I'm still Catholic, of course. Catholicism has a much broader reach than just the religion. I'm technically Catholic, it's the box you have to tick on the census form: 'Don't believe in God, but I do still hate Rangers..'"
"I'm staunchly atheist, I simply don’t believe in God. But I'm still Catholic, of course. Catholicism has a much broader reach than just the religion. I'm technically Catholic, it's the box you have to tick on the census form: 'Don't believe in God, but I do still hate Rangers..'"
You'd have thought they'd try to eliminate such terrible lines from a trailer. Or, y'know, the move in general.
I suspect that they're a company that counts on their trailers being so terrible that people pass them around the internets. Then a small but significant proportion of those people goes out to buy the DVD in order to judge whether it is actually as bad as it looks.
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Spending as long as I do here, it's easy to forget that Oddworld has actual fans.
Isn't that how Snakes on a Plane became so popular? (Actually I never saw it. Was it any good?)
But yeah, that was so bad that it has to be intentional. You can't be this cheesy with a movie and then take yourself seriously unless there's something wrong with you.
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According to Wikipedia Snakes on a plane grossed almost twice what it costs. I'm also surprised that it scored 68% on Rotten Tomatoes.
That's why I used the phrase 'as well as the studio expected' rather than 'failure'. Read lower down the Wikipedia article to see where the studio executive uses the word 'dud'.
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Spending as long as I do here, it's easy to forget that Oddworld has actual fans.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’
Is that an actual book? I kind of want to read it.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
Is that real? I loved that toy as a kid, even if I was using it as a superhero instead of a Transformer. Be nice to get one where the paint isn't almost totally pealed off.
Is that real? I loved that toy as a kid, even if I was using it as a superhero instead of a Transformer. Be nice to get one where the paint isn't almost totally pealed off.
They're both repainted from a classics version released a few years ago.
the godawful colours one is a convention exclusive though so he costs a mint.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
