not another one

[CrissCross]

suhp, my name's crisscross but just call me chris
i like cookies, emoticons, drawing, husky's and dinosaur's
i hate trolls, mondays, getting out of bed, the goverment and one lucky member of oddworld forum's (just joke's )
and now i shall be taking my free complimentary cookie's for joining

[Phylum]

Welcome.

We bite.

[CrissCross]

+1 internets

[enchilado]

Not another one.

[Phylum]

I was debating whether or not to make that post.

I decided not to.

[CrissCross]

not another one

yay now i feel special

[enchilado]

You look it.

[CrissCross]

and now it's gone...

[Dynamithix]

Hi. I'll try to be kind to you.

[Wings of Fire]

Hello.

I don't like emoticons.

[MarsMudoken]

Oh goody! A new guy! Quick, someone get the stopwatches, and see how long it takes to scare him off!

[CrissCross]

lets place a bet, hmm... i think about 1 week

and thanks dynamithix

[T-nex]

Hey hey welcome...

And people dont let us delude you The only somewhat real troll here is OANST and maaaybe Leto or DI or something. But they'll only kill you ^^

Rest of them are a bunch of fluffy bunnies who may somewhat act tough at first but will then slowly initiate you in their ring of buttsecks... Unless you're a multi Then no buttsecks.


I like huskies too =)

[CrissCross]

Yay i feel safer, thanks

[Phylum]

T-nex is exactly correct. Most of these guys will tell you that you aren't going to last very long or say things to try to scare you off. They're all harmless, really.

Apart from OANST. He's a real bastard. With him around you won't last long.

Cunt.

[Crashpunk]

Cookies are over rated.

[Wings of Fire]

When I troll you you'll know it's in good humour because I am a good humoured person.

OANST is humourless though, watch out for that.

[T-nex]

OANST is our worst member ever.

[CrissCross]

I cant wait to meet him =D

[enchilado]

Too fucking bad, because you're going to fucking have to.

[STM]

He only enters this place at the dead of night, to converse with a select few before he dissipates in a flurry of bytes, leaving little 1s and 0s at the bottom of the your web page, only then, will you know that you may have basked in his presence for just an instant. And for you, it will be the best feeling in the world.

Also welcome.

[Dixanadu]

I heard the tip of his penis glows in the dark.

Er, welcome.

[Ridg3]

I genuinely dislike people who likes cookies and dinosaurs. People like that are usually 17 years old with an attention seeking problem.

But welcome, we are mostly harmless with the exception of the aforementioned trolls of the forum (Leto doesn't post anymore so that's something.) Sadly, T-Nex did leave out two members but I'll let you figure that shit out for yourself.

[CrissCross]

Yeah i'll probably figure that out


and why has it been 23 post's and i still havent gotten my complimentary cookie's

[enchilado]

We decided that since you like them so much you can have a fucking cabbage instead.

[CrissCross]

Fuck, i've been scammed!

[Nate]

You can go get your own monkey-fighting cookies. We don't hand them out to just anyone.

[Wings of Fire]

So if this is a monday-to-friday forum, what's happening now?

[CrissCross]

Snake's on a plane?

[Wings of Fire]

I thought he was still in Alaska.