"Oh cool, a thread called Patriotism. Surely this will be a most balanced and informative discussion."
Actual thread: Europeans whining because (as we all know) Europeans have absolutely nothing to be proud about, as it's pretty much all their fault. 'it' Being anything bad that happened in History ever. Before 1899.
Canada is the best country in the world. Why? Because we're best buds with the United States and everyone across the world still loves us. We're pretty much as culturally diverse as you can get, we're the second largest nation (by land mass) and our forests and grass and all that hippy shit are at least 10x prettier than what Russia has, the big feculent bulldog that it is.
We have lots of jobs, our gun-violence is something in the area of a billion times less than everywhere else, we accept immigrants and refugees by the bushel and most of our homeless are pretty long-lived.
Oh, and if you try anything. Anything against us. The US will stomp your neck in, simply because they could not survive without us.
Oh, and if it wasn't for us World War II would have been lost. Specifically us.
That's how to be proud of your country, you flapping vaginas.
Oh, and we have more oil than we know what to do with.
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