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slig44 · #61 09-03-2010, 01:31 PM

Okay, so I'm giving today and tomorrow and then we'll wrap this up. Sorry if it were too basic, but seriously, I'm hoping for more imaginative answers. Here are a few ideas I will show you to give you an idea of what I meant. You won't be able to answer with any of them, though

- Throw himself at a mine field (hey, it does the most damage to HIMSELF)(Credit to kilpocalypse)
- order sligs to jump of a cliff (massacre)
- twist the boiler valve (heheh, factory go boom!)
- Stand on a fuzzle (lol :3, not the poor fuzzle)

Remember, if you wan't to change your answer just rply again. Do NOT try and edit Your post, or your answer may get ignored

Ridg3 · #62 09-03-2010, 01:43 PM

1. What are three ways a big bro slig could attack and do the most damage?

1. Throw a fridge with you inside through a window.
2. Having sex with Sergent Johnson then being kicked out of Oddworld for committing the horrible act of inter-racial sex.
3. This was a stupid ass idea, idiot.

How did I do?

slig# 5719 · #63 09-03-2010, 01:48 PM

1. Unleash a horde of rabid Slogs into a random factory's slave quarters
2. Forgets his orders multiple times and wins a work review with Skillya
3. Takes to many steriods and explodes!

Mr.Spandexpants · #64 09-03-2010, 01:52 PM

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1. What are three ways a big bro slig could attack and do the most damage?

1. Throw a fridge with you inside through a window.
2. Having sex with Sergent Johnson then being kicked out of Oddworld for committing the horrible act of inter-racial sex.
3. This was a stupid ass idea, idiot.

How did I do?

Erm... What the hell?!

slig44 · #65 09-03-2010, 02:02 PM

Sweet ideas (except for Ridg3. c'mon, was that REALLY necessary?). First thing I have to admit, carnix was on the dot about what type of questions I was gonna ask, but that doesn't mean there won't be any surprises.

Carnix · #66 09-03-2010, 03:21 PM

On the dot and criticising, but definitely not a mod. It is important you bare this in mind, it may just save your life from the following things a big-bro could do to ruin everything:

1. Throw a window through you with a fridge inside.
2. Wear his pants on his head.
3. Fuck with the machine code in the AbeWin executable file.

How'd I do?

~Blessed be

Mr.Spandexpants · #67 09-04-2010, 12:06 AM

Hmmm... Lets re-think this.

1. Jump off a cliff onto a mine.
2. Eat a mine and run into slaves quarters.
3. Throw you into a hoard of fuzzles which then devour your flesh and throw you off a cliff onto a mine where you are sent careening into another big bro slig which curls you into a ball and does a perfect three point backflip slam dunk and you hit the ground and splatter into a million peices which is eaten by a Slog, then the Slog is hit by a bone saw. Ow.

How's that?

Ridg3 · #68 09-04-2010, 06:11 AM

1. Fapped
2. Fapped some more...
3. Cleaned up

Better?

Mr.Spandexpants · #69 09-04-2010, 01:33 PM

Serioiusly? What the hell dude.

Stitchlips -X--X- · #70 09-04-2010, 06:37 PM

yeah ridg3 is there a point in writing that

slig44 · #71 09-04-2010, 08:54 PM

Hoh kay, I liked all your answers, but in the end, all three answers needed to count, and I think I know who had three great answers. The winner of the first question is.....

MR. SPANDEXPANTS!!!!

All three of his answers were applicable as really strong moves, and he had one of the BEST answers.

He recieves the SHY FUZZLE

The next question has a wider range of answers, so try and aim for the best answers. This one is a Scenario question...

2."There is a stampede of paramites heading towards a cliff. If you were Abe in a situation like this, how would you divert the paramites without making a scene to any nearby slig patrol?"

Ridg3 · #72 09-05-2010, 01:42 AM

I'd hire a hooker to go to the Slig patrol... being soldiers and whatnot they would be extremely wanting for female companionship. Whilst the hooker is wooing the soldiers with her charms, I would go and hold up a sign that read, 'Ball pool this direction.'

Now everyone is happy...

How'd I do

Carnix · #73 09-05-2010, 12:19 PM

Congrats, Spandexpants.

Well, on first thought I'd like to sneak up to any nearby slig patrol, stand on a ledge, and chant. The thought behind this is that my chanting would cause all the sligs to panic and make a lot of noise shouting "Help!" over and over again. As there is a stampede of paramites and not just one, upon noticing the sligs, the paramites would change their direction and maul the sligs. So long as I keep chanting and on that ledge (sligs can't jump lolz) the sligs will remain in panic, therefore not firing upon the paramites. Chanting has a different effect on paramites. It makes them nasty. I assume that this is a spiritual tie to the magic of a mudoken chant and hope this would aid attaining the paramites' attention before it is too late, though this is not vital. Also, as sligs notice a friend begin to fall under my possession they may open fire on each other in that brief moment that I cant chant because I'm controlling a slig. That slig's fate becomes sealed and, once he had been brutally murdered by his female-company-depressed friends I will be free to continue chanting to the same ends.

Unfortunately this greatly involves making a scene to any nearby slig patrol..

How'd I do?

:

How'd I do

Get'ya own thing.

~Blessed be

Splat · #74 09-06-2010, 12:08 AM

The flaw there is paramites are known for attacking people in their line of 'sight' who start chanting.

Also, that fuzzle is embarrassed, not shy.

In other news, I would calmly and quietly hoist down the edge of the cliff and dangle there. Abe's dangling abilities are pretty epic (as proved by the games) and the paramites, who are not stupid enough to charge off of a cliff, would probably stop at the top, the get bored and wander off, especially when there's a large alternative food source nearby, in the way of a large bunch of sligs. Once the paramites had gone to join the epic Paramite V Slig Battle of '89, I would quietly sneak away.

How'd I do?

Carnix · #75 09-06-2010, 11:02 AM

Was the idea not to save the paramites?..

Splat · #76 09-06-2010, 11:16 AM

The brief does not specify that necessity.

How'd I do?

Carnix · #77 09-06-2010, 01:12 PM

Actually..

:

2."There is a stampede of paramites heading towards a cliff. If you were Abe in a situation like this, how would you divert the paramites without making a scene to any nearby slig patrol?"

Sorry but, if you're just letting the paramites run off the cliff until you're left with the clever ones, you're doin' as bad as me..

~Blessed be

Splat · #78 09-07-2010, 11:48 AM

Sorry, that was an error of translation caused by my appalling use (or non-use) of punctuation. It should say 'The paramites, who are not stupid enough to run off a cliff, will do whatever I said next.' I mean all the paramites are not stupid, not that there are stupid ones who would die.

I shall edit the post.

Carnix · #79 09-07-2010, 02:22 PM

Ah but paramites are stupid enough to follow a piece of meat off a cliff. With intelligence this lacking surely a stampede of paramites would have difficulty coming to a halt before too late.

~Blessed be

Splat · #80 09-07-2010, 03:52 PM

The only time I recall paramites doing anything so stupid was when food was immediately between them and the fatal obstacle. With the prey out of their immediate line of 'sight' I think they would turn their attention to other, and frankly more abundant, sources of meat.

enchilado · #81 09-07-2010, 04:13 PM

Fart.

How'd I do

Carnix · #82 09-07-2010, 11:46 PM

You did good, Ench.. Real good..

Mudokon_Master · #83 09-08-2010, 01:28 AM

lol at Ench

Anyway, if I was Abe in this situation, I would probably just possess one of the sligs, but from behind a bush or something and get him to fire his machine gun just in front of the Paramites' noses causing them to stop, if they're not stupid. Then I would offer the slig to the Paramites by simply walking over a few feet behind them and letting them help themselves. Then I would end my possession thingy and walk off and do a big fart to show my success.

How'd I do?

Mr.Spandexpants · #84 09-12-2010, 12:15 AM

Yessss! One fuzzle to me!

Anyway, I would throw a chunk of meat into the pack of paramites, thus they will be distracted, and not run off the cliff.
And then for the hell of it, I'd posses a Paramite and get them to run off the cliff anyways.

How did I do?

:

Congrats, Spandexpants.

Thats Mr. Spandexpants to you.

Stitchlips -X--X- · #85 09-12-2010, 11:16 PM

wouldnt that make a scene???

Stitchlips -X--X- · #86 09-12-2010, 11:19 PM

i would build a bridge over the cliff in 5 secs

Carnix · #87 09-12-2010, 11:27 PM

You would double post.

slig44 · #88 09-13-2010, 08:18 PM

LOL, ench, I don't care what that was, it was funny.

I would like to give you a heads up on your answer Carnix. You see, you forgot that when you chant, paramites will stop in there tracks. It's was still a really good idea. Ridg3, I've chosen to ignore you starting....now! Splat, yes, I should have added the point was to save the paramites, I shall do that....in the coming 5 seconds which is pointless to write seeing as I'm using that time to type thi- no, it's already says to divert them, sorry <:]

ROFLCOPTER

Mudokon_Master · #89 09-13-2010, 11:25 PM

But, Spandexpants, where'd ya get the meat from? :s

Carnix · #90 09-13-2010, 11:27 PM

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You see, you forgot that when you chant, paramites will stop in thiere tracks.

Unless they are in a position to initiate attack. Namely: Backed into a corner or in multiple numbers.

~Blessed be