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09-07-2010, 01:55 PM
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I wrote that because I think Fetishes are the most stupid thing ever and I am glad I don't have one.
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I like being punched in the throat by an albino. Then I vomit in his open mouth. He gargles my puke, swallows half of it, and spits the rest of it into my open pants' zipper. I then ejaculate.

Is that weird?
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Whoah....that must take some serious to skill execute. whoops grammar failure for me
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I wrote that because I think Fetishes are the most stupid thing ever and I am glad I don't have one.
You do know that there's no theoritical difference between a hypertrophied attraction to breasts or the vagina than there is to any other fetish, right?
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I have a hypertrophied attraction to penises.

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You get hyper when you're attracted to atrophied penises?
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I don't have any fetishes.

I mean, who'd seriously want to fuck a balloon animal or something sick like that. Ugh.
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Yeah, every fetish is sick. I'm glad you put me straight on that.
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Sighing makes me want to fuck an albino in the before mentioned manner.

Is that weird?
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Of course not.
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Denial turns me on.

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Denial turns me on.
Approval makes your boner disappear?
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newbies turn me on.
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SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN!

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So Strike Witch likes to dominate, I like to be dominated. This means I'm going to have to perv on you long time. Clearly.

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Oh God not another one.
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That poor girl. It gets worse and worse.
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OH FFS, STOP HARRASSING STRIKE WITCH OR ANYONE ELSE....INCLUDING GUYS AND MYSELF.
OR HARLAN ELLISON WILL HUMP U FOREVA!!!!
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OH FFS, STOP HARRASSING STRIKE WITCH....
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What?

Oh, go get digested.
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OH FFS, STOP HARRASSING STRIKE WITCH
Technically this is harassment, I'm pretty sure that even though SW is female she is quite able to defend herself. Or throw off the creepy advances of sex-deprived web users.
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And there's only room for one white knight on these here forums.
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I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT HER ESPICIALLY DIDN'T U NOTICE THAT:
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OR ANYONE ELSE....INCLUDING GUYS AND MYSELF
AND Y THE HECK WOULD I CARE ABOUT SOMEONE LIKE HER ANYWAY?
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I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT HER ESPICIALLY DIDN'T U NOTICE THAT:


AND Y THE HECK WOULD I CARE ABOUT SOMEONE LIKE HER ANYWAY?
I did notice the time stamp, you lying little faggot.
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oh come on guys, i hate strike witch, and just incase all of u didn't notice, i have a gf and i am loyal to her more than any of u bitches can ever hope to be loyal to any friggin person in this life, so y the heck would i try to harrass females around?, and even if i did, y the one person i hate most on this forum?
EDIT: i was trying to stop the damn n00bie from flooding the forum about how he (or maybe even she) would like to sleep with a certain user...which no one gives a sh!t about and is pretty damn annoying to the victim...
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just stop right there young man.

you don't have a gf, you have an internet friend. if anything, i could technically say you have a gf, but a Guardian Force. mine being:



secondly, berating females for whatever motivational reasons does not dissapate when in a relationship.

thirdly, this is the god damn internet.
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He always seemed more like a Brothers guy to me.
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my point is i am loyal to her, and since our love started, i've looked at females other than her like i look at males.
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