Top ten tips to train your slog

Stitchlips -X--X- · #1 08-31-2010, 11:49 PM

1.never ever scowl them in anyway they might end up looking a little bit something like this

2.keep them in a healthy diet like feeding them vykers meech munchie snacks (never give the paramite pie it is very bad for thier diet)
3.DONT WAKE THEM UP!!! i know some of the most traied slogs in the world that have ripped people apart because someone goes and wakes them up
4.dont tease them (especially on top of ledges)
5.dont get them fixed it would be easier just to have 10 little yappers around the house than losing all the bones in your bones in your body
6.first teach them how to sit, then teach them how to rolover, then teach them how to "GETIM!!!"
7.give them a good kennel or honestly you'll be the one sleeping in the kennel
8.remember that a little bit of sloggy slobber is just their way of showing thier affection
9.always buy a litterbox because you dont want to be the oe picking that stuff up its just sick

10.theres a reason they say slogs a sligs best friend and even though he wants to bite your head off he still loves you

plz comment

***Nate*** · #2 09-01-2010, 01:23 AM

I think this should be in FC.

Crashpunk · #3 09-01-2010, 01:24 AM

Phylum · #4 09-01-2010, 02:43 AM

Dynamithix · #5 09-01-2010, 03:40 AM

Just looking at his sigpic makes me angry.

FlakyRock · #6 09-01-2010, 11:46 PM

Splat · #7 09-02-2010, 01:00 AM

Um, FLakyRock, you joined 3 days ago. You have no standing in this place and therefore no reason to post a picture of the pope.

I mean call anyone else a noob.

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Please stop spamming in this thread or I will have to take the necessary steps to prevent it.

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STM · #8 09-02-2010, 01:12 AM

What do we post here?

FlakyRock · #9 09-02-2010, 01:16 AM

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Um, FLakyRock, you joined 3 days ago. You have no standing in this place and therefore no reason to post a picture of the pope.

I mean call anyone else a noob.

Sorry but crashpunk's made meh LOL.

I will keep that in mind

Phantasos · #10 09-02-2010, 06:30 AM

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Just looking at his sigpic makes me angry.

He will indeed make a fine member, of all things he could possibly turn out to be, fine is on his agenda..

Personally I think he's walking a fine line.

Ridg3 · #11 09-02-2010, 06:40 AM

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2.keep them in a healthy diet like feeding them vykers meech munchie snacks (never give the paramite pie it is very bad for thier diet)

So what do we feed them now that the Meech's are extinct?

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9.always buy a litterbox because you dont want to be the oe picking that stuff up its just sick

Aren't litter-boxes for cats?

Phantasos · #12 09-02-2010, 07:04 AM

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So what do we feed them now that the Meech's are extinct?

Aren't litter-boxes for cats?

Wow, you actually read it. How very on-topic of you.

I skimmed it.

As ontopic as I can make it, the Mulletokon tribe of Mudos' deep south domesticated Slogs way back when, did they not?

Dynamithix · #13 09-02-2010, 08:21 AM

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Personally I think he's walking a fine line.

Wise words from a most likely wise man.

Stitchlips -X--X- · #14 09-02-2010, 11:55 PM

lolz thx splat i thought i was going to have a hard time with some of these comments so thx oh and by the way Ridg3 use moduken pops havent you played abes oddysee =)

lismati · #15 09-03-2010, 07:21 AM

"I won't tell you anything, my lips are stitched -X--X-" - I hope so.

Phantasos · #16 09-03-2010, 08:56 AM

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lolz thx splat i thought i was going to have a hard time with some of these comments so thx oh and by the way Ridg3 use moduken pops havent you played abes oddysee =)

Yeah Ridg3, GAWD, haven't you played Abe's Oddysee?

Stitchlips -X--X- · #17 09-03-2010, 12:52 PM