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Stitchlips -X--X- 08-31-2010 10:49 PM

Top ten tips to train your slog
 
1.never ever scowl them in anyway they might end up looking a little bit something like this :fuzmad:
2.keep them in a healthy diet like feeding them vykers meech munchie snacks (never give the paramite pie it is very bad for thier diet)
3.DONT WAKE THEM UP!!! i know some of the most traied slogs in the world that have ripped people apart because someone goes and wakes them up
4.dont tease them (especially on top of ledges)
5.dont get them fixed it would be easier just to have 10 little yappers around the house than losing all the bones in your bones in your body
6.first teach them how to sit, then teach them how to rolover, then teach them how to "GETIM!!!"
7.give them a good kennel or honestly you'll be the one sleeping in the kennel
8.remember that a little bit of sloggy slobber is just their way of showing thier affection
9.always buy a litterbox because you dont want to be the oe picking that stuff up its just sick:fuzemb:
10.theres a reason they say slogs a sligs best friend and even though he wants to bite your head off he still loves you:p

plz comment

Nate 09-01-2010 12:23 AM

I think this should be in FC.

Crashpunk 09-01-2010 12:24 AM

http://tmideast.files.wordpress.com/...cepalm2ly3.jpg

Phylum 09-01-2010 01:43 AM

http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/06...ttle_black.jpg

Dynamithix 09-01-2010 02:40 AM

Just looking at his sigpic makes me angry.

FlakyRock 09-01-2010 10:46 PM

http://digit-8.com/wp-content/images/go_away_noob.jpg

Splat 09-02-2010 12:00 AM

Um, FLakyRock, you joined 3 days ago. You have no standing in this place and therefore no reason to post a picture of the pope.

I mean call anyone else a noob.



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STM 09-02-2010 12:12 AM

What do we post here?

FlakyRock 09-02-2010 12:16 AM

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Um, FLakyRock, you joined 3 days ago. You have no standing in this place and therefore no reason to post a picture of the pope.

I mean call anyone else a noob.

Sorry but crashpunk's made meh LOL.

I will keep that in mind :)

Phantasos 09-02-2010 05:30 AM

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Just looking at his sigpic makes me angry.

He will indeed make a fine member, of all things he could possibly turn out to be, fine is on his agenda..

Personally I think he's walking a fine line.

Ridg3 09-02-2010 05:40 AM

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2.keep them in a healthy diet like feeding them vykers meech munchie snacks (never give the paramite pie it is very bad for thier diet)

So what do we feed them now that the Meech's are extinct?

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9.always buy a litterbox because you dont want to be the oe picking that stuff up its just sick:fuzemb:

Aren't litter-boxes for cats?

Phantasos 09-02-2010 06:04 AM

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So what do we feed them now that the Meech's are extinct?

Aren't litter-boxes for cats?

Wow, you actually read it. How very on-topic of you.

I skimmed it.

As ontopic as I can make it, the Mulletokon tribe of Mudos' deep south domesticated Slogs way back when, did they not?

Dynamithix 09-02-2010 07:21 AM

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Personally I think he's walking a fine line.

Wise words from a most likely wise man.

Stitchlips -X--X- 09-02-2010 10:55 PM

lolz thx splat i thought i was going to have a hard time with some of these comments so thx oh and by the way Ridg3 use moduken pops havent you played abes oddysee =)

lismati 09-03-2010 06:21 AM

"I won't tell you anything, my lips are stitched -X--X-" - I hope so.

Phantasos 09-03-2010 07:56 AM

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lolz thx splat i thought i was going to have a hard time with some of these comments so thx oh and by the way Ridg3 use moduken pops havent you played abes oddysee =)

Yeah Ridg3, GAWD, haven't you played Abe's Oddysee?

Stitchlips -X--X- 09-03-2010 11:52 AM

lolz