Obviously this might seem a bit gross now cause she's 83 or whatever but imagine a super hot young Queen Elizabeth moaning on her throne wearing just a fur cape her belly swollen with thousands of eggs which she pushes out her shaven royal box every few seconds giving herself a miniature orgasm each time which causes her great embarrassment as she is surrounded by her royal guards and family, and she has to breastfeed her children (who are each roughly the size of a watermelon) who fight to the death to suck on her breasts and the queen has to be constantly replenished by nutrients through a hose which has been insterted up her anus into her lower intestine. Ineveitably one of her childrens death strikes misses and stings her clitoris which swells to the size of a throbbing Silmaril-like grapefruit which she cannot help but squeeze in an attempt to cut off circulation which only serves to intensify her orgasms tenfold causing her lower abdomen to shake uncontrollably and expediate the egglaying process causing her to break down in sobs of orgasmic despair.
Imagine watching this gorgeous kindhearted young woman, a product of the highest breeding struggle through the Christmas day address with her voice shaking from the near constant orgasms, having to shout over the demonic engine of the anal pump and trying in vain to maintain a sense of dignity and class as Egg after egg pours out of her gasping pussy which by law cannot be censored.