Oh, hey guys, what's goin' on here? I've got tops pro news: Leslie doesn't exist, and I'm Jordan. In fact, your friend Leslie's dead. The posts before mine? Those were from my Semi-Sister. I guess she didn't think I'd notice the random ass "Oddworld Forums" tab in my browser when I sat down to take my daily dump all over the internet. Having read through this topic, I'd say Semi-Sis has done a double dece job of creating an ace in the hole hold up of a miserable mystery. Too bad she's a girl.
It's true that Simon and I do have a distaste for tributes; this we won't try to mute or refute. We're kind of normal, occasionally, sometimes. The only real difference is that we're deliberately indifferent and down right diffident about anything that isn't deviant. Out of that disrespect, we decided to make the most inadequately accurate tribute we possibly couldn't. Again, this isn't out of disrespect for the misery of families who have lost the luminary of their life. Rather, it's a way to make fun of the sloppy and styleless editing of the childless. It's no more directed, dishonorable or vile than any movie with the guile to defile itself with a funeral joke. Basically, we did it because we care (about tribute videos). As a joke, Simon and Semi-Sis (Semslie?) and I thought it would be fun to post it somewhere--maybe even here--but it was never something we actually planned on posing as a plausible plan. We aren't ready to undertake faking the undertaker. Or, at least, it's not something Simon or I planned on doing. It was a brief conversation that's now the source of chief confusion from a delusional animal with a notably similar sense of humour to her brother and his other. After all, a good idea is just a bad idea with the rough edges hacked off or blacked out. Not so much like a diamond--more like an oddly shaped window. My sister, the drug-addled 13-year-old prostitot, basically copied from my funeral menu-scripts and made deranged changes to my journal pages as necessary in order to spark the unclear fear that we're seeing here. She's that uncreative. She actually has no soul. As with every guy she's ever met, she's found it impossible to abstain, and again (and again, and again) irreparably stained the reputation of her impatient brother.
Let me get down with the straight up facts so we can solve this crooked mess:
1. Simon is not dead, and will never die. If there's a reason he hasn't logged on in days it's because his computer is both an ass and a mule.
2. The Clark Family Funeral Home is a fictional funeral home from my novel, 'House of Clark.' The book follows a crass and angry funeral director with a morbid sense of humour, so the video more than fit the channel name. And yes, the book is about me if I had turned out cool.
3. The name Leslie was taken from Bridge to Terabithia, a story about the value of friendship and some other stuff. I don't really remember. I also thought it was a cool name because the video has you taking at face value what Simon's best friend Leslie said, a reference to the song "See You Again" by Ms. Avis Cyrus. My best friend Leslie's red-faced now.
4. What blog post are you guys talking about?
5. This is a longer post than it needs to be.
6. We're sorry to have Kastered you wrong.
Last edited by Leslie; 06-26-2010 at 01:43 PM..
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