Zombie Apocalypse -

***Nate*** · #**151** 06-09-2010, 05:16 PM

As a moderator of these forums, I feel it is my duty to be an impartial mediator in this vicious argument. My suggested compromise is that you'd all be dead and rotting within days of the zombie outbreak.

Are we all agreed now? Good.

WhiteMessySurprise · #**152** 06-09-2010, 07:52 PM

I'd get a few bag fulls of food, water bottles, and other important things. Probably wait till my town gets first sight of a zombie and head up to dicks and hold out in the top floor of Dick's, only accessible by a elevator and escalator, But i doubt zombies are smart enough to use a elevator. And they have all sorts of knives, bows, and other shit there. Go Dick's. (no homo).

Edit: Seems half the forum is way to in to zombies.. O.o

Phylum · #**153** 06-10-2010, 02:02 AM

That's what you think, OANST. You overlooked one simple fact: while burning the jungle to the ground, my aqua zombie task-force will be extinguishing your Charizards with their aqua-powers.

EDIT: Oh, new page. I had a damn good response, too!

MeechMunchie · #**154** 06-10-2010, 07:31 AM

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That's what you think, MeechMunchie. While searching for new genetic material in the Sino region, my Flying Zombie Brigade merged with a Charizard. I'll be laughing as we eat tacos and defecate fire, razing your jungle to the ground.

That's what you think, OANST. While fleeing from the flames I'll discover a necromancer's temple deep in the forest, containing a shield which adds to my zombie powers, giving me +80% fire resistance. Also gold.

OANST · #**155** 06-10-2010, 07:41 AM

That's what you think, MeechMunchie.

GAME OVER

Wings of Fire · #**156** 06-10-2010, 07:50 AM

He got you, bitch.

MeechMunchie · #**157** 06-10-2010, 07:50 AM

*Inserts Coin*

EDIT: Speedy shit.

PalezQkkeli · #**158** 06-20-2010, 11:50 AM

If I was rich, I'd build a huge spaceship which would have land and an ecosystem of it's own. Trees, animals, weather and all that. I'd live in it in space while all of earth is ravaged by disease and zombies and stuff.

And I mean A HUGE FRIGGIN' BATTLESHIP. So that it was actually capable of having it's own environment.

STM · #**159** 06-21-2010, 10:22 AM

Space Ark S.S Noah!

Josh · #**160** 06-23-2010, 03:42 AM

And then the air runs out and you die horribly of asphyxiation.

shaman · #**161** 06-23-2010, 12:26 PM

I always read that as "Ass fixation"

MeechMunchie · #**162** 06-24-2010, 07:51 AM

I think Pilot's got that.

STM · #**163** 06-26-2010, 02:46 AM

You mean i think pilot has had that done to him?