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Happy Ninjas

A STUDENT has been saved from a vicious assault - not by the boys in blue but the men in black.
Ninjas scared off three thugs who had the misfortune to attack the 27-year-old medical student outside their warrior school.

The German exchange student had been targeted by the men while he was riding the late-night train home, The Sydney Morning Herald reported.

They demanded he give them his wallet but when he refused and got off the train, they followed.

They pounced as he made his way through a dark alley in Sydney's west.

They grabbed his phone and iPod and kicked him while he lay on the ground.

However, the men were spotted by a member of a nearby dojo.

Nathan Smith told his sensei and the rest of the students at Ninja Senshi Ryu and they rushed out to confront the thugs - all dressed in traditional black ninja garb.

On seeing the ninjas, the men fled, only to be later arrested by police.

"You should have seen their faces when they saw us in ninja gear coming towards them," the school's sensei, Kaylan Soto, told the Herald.

They also failed to notice a ninja, Nathan Smith, standing in the shadows outside the dojo. Mr Smith immediately alerted his sensei, or teacher.

Another ninja, Steve Ashley, said: "It was probably the worst place in Sydney where they could have taken him."


....ahhh, my daydream came to life.

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/n...-1225868928257
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aw. i wanted the ninja's to kick shit out of them.
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Why is Austrailia so "cool."
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We lost a Prime Minister? Well damn, I knew we were stupid, but that's just over the top.
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I didn't think we were stupid until you admitted you'd never heard of Harold Holt. He was kidnapped by the CIA in conjunction with the Russians in a Chinese midget submarine. Or maybe he drowned. Either way, round the corner from where I live there's a swimming pool named after him.
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Rather ironic, considering he disappeared beneath the waves.
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I never really had an opinion on Ninjas before Ask A Ninja, and if Naruto is an accurate representation of the rest of them, then I think Ask A Ninja is the only one I like.
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I didn't think we were stupid until you admitted you'd never heard of Harold Holt. He was kidnapped by the CIA in conjunction with the Russians in a Chinese midget submarine. Or maybe he drowned. Either way, round the corner from where I live there's a swimming pool named after him.
I used to have swimming lessons there once, they also named that Giraffe puppet from the life ed. Vans after him.
hmmmm I love how talking about ninjas turned into a discussion about a governement coverup conspiracy.


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Can't they get a proper job? Fucking Christ, that isn't news.
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I preferred not to make a Welcome thread.
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Welcome back, Dicks and a Doo!

I haven't changed. How about you?

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I didn't like it at all. Fuck you,
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I preferred not to make a Welcome thread.
we all know you'll disappear again in a few days, then WoF'll start pining for you. stop taunting him. he had to take on Cammy in your absence.
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Eh, I'm rather attached to Cammy this late in the game.

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i've said this before!

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Are you trying to insinuate Dix is male?
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oh shit. i forgot that whole shindig.

he isn't cunty enough?
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make sense, for fuck sake.
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Made perfect sense to me. More than anything else in this thread at least.
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its Guinness. and you call yourself Irish?

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