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I would like to start off saying I am not gay, and gays do not bother me unless they try to hit on me.
God, isn't it the worst? I mean, who the fuck do they think they are? Do they really think that they can follow their hearts, and take a shot at finding love like the rest of us normal people? It just makes me sick, having people let me know that they find me to be an interesting/attractive person. Fucking faggots, am I right?

And if you're anything like me, you probably have to deal with it all the time, giving you good reason to make a qualifying statement like that.
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I don't like it when they talk about touching other guy's penises.

All. The. Time.
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“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’

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What a conincidence, i just saw Brokeback Mountain.
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And people wonder why Heath Ledger died so young.
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I am really good with phycology, and even better with reverse phycology, haha.
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EDIT: Goddamn! A new page has rendered this post pointless. I've done this 3 times now!

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EDIT: I also didn't notice the second page. Oh well.

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gays do not bother me unless they try to hit on me.
You may be in for some trouble then. I advise you don't post in WDYLL

Also, you study algae? How does that work in reverse - do the algae study you?

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And people wonder why Heath Ledger died so young.
What's the difference between Heath Ledger and his jokes?







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His jokes will get old.

Also hi, new guy. Enjoy your stay!
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I would like to start off saying I am not gay, and gays do not bother me unless they try to hit on me.
That's what everyone has said until they have had my warm succulent lips wrapped around their throbbing hot cocks. Let me suck your fucking cock, baby. I'll chug that cum.




Is that the kind of thing you were talking about?
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I would like to start off saying I am not gay, and gays do not bother me unless they try to hit on me. So, I am just going to guess that you are gay, Phylum?
he's the gayest here. honestly, he measures right up to the 'i like bedposts ^_^' mark on our very own Gayometer. i mean, Pilot doesn't even measure that far. he only goes up to the 'spring cleaner in winter' mark.

fuck the gays. fuck 'em fuck 'em. Hheeeeeeeeeeeegh
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I'd like to take this opportunity to clarify that I am, in fact, not gay. It's never been stated here before, and I'd like to now make it clear.

I also think that a dislike of gays hitting on you is reason to leave these forums.
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Actually, the few members here that are full-blown gay and not just bi are pretty reasonable about it.
We don't have any Philip-Seymour-Hoffman-in-Flawless-Drag-Queen-gays.

Well, maybe Peter.
WoF doesn't count because technically he's bi.
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A mere technicality!
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WoF doesn't count because technically he's bi.
*Tut*

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Sorry, Joe. You're too effeminate to be a drag queen.
And yes Josh, he is indeed a greedy bastard.
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His asshole is greedy for cock. Leto posted some vids, I think.
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Yay! Another Pennsylvanian! Welcome.

Phlyum is gay, the mods are gay, everyone's gay here, even OANST, who has a daughter.
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So now the forums have four Pennsylvanians. Lordy! Who knew Oddworld would be so prevalent on the opposite coast?

Used, myself, and Lacy Hemsmire all live near the Pittsburgh area. At this rate we can have our own mini Odd-con.
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They will definitely hit on you, though. Take that into consideration.
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Right, haha, very intresting folks here... haha. God, I feel so damn dumb, it was fairly late/early in the morning, whatever you want to label 3AM. Psychology, not phycology, my bad.. Yes, PA, I live in a little shit hole called, Lansdale.
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Wow, Lansdale. That's on the opposite side of the state from the rest of us.
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even OANST, who has a daughter.
I think the more pressing issue is his wife.
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I think the more pressing issue is his wife.
That doesn't mean anything; there are plenty of lavender marriages out there. But the child implies sexual intercourse has occurred at least once.


Then again, Michael Jackson has three kids, so make of that as you will.
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