Sex Toys #2 -

enchilado · #**151** 03-28-2010, 01:48 PM

Down in the gutter? Down in the gutter? Some forums are devoted to this kind of stuff and they don't manage to stay as on-topic as we do.

Cool Paramite · #**152** 03-28-2010, 10:47 PM

I meant the forum as a whole, not this topic. Back when I was a regular poster, I'm not sure topics like these would have been allowed to stay open... especially not with all those pictures.

***Nate*** · #**153** 03-28-2010, 11:05 PM

I won't post the image, but I had a lengthy MSN conversation with a member-who-shall-remain-unnamed about a pornographic photo. The theme of the conversation can best be described as "Is That A Massive Dildo, Or Some Kind Of Processed Meat?".

I felt quite nauseated by the end.

Pilot · #**154** 03-29-2010, 12:46 AM

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Wow, this place has really gone down the gutter since I left.

Right, since you left. We're down in the gutter because that's where you live.

Leto · #**155** 03-29-2010, 02:14 AM

This instantly made me think of Alcar: nsfw
MOD EDIT: Yeah, well... I think this one crosses the line *deletes*

Cool Paramite · #**156** 03-29-2010, 02:20 AM

Seriously, you couldn't get away with these things in the old days... *Shakes head.* Although I do think that the average age of the members has gone up in recent years, when I was a regular most members were aged 13-16.

Strike Witch · #**157** 03-29-2010, 03:02 AM

So basically you yearn for boring immature PC crap.

Cool Paramite · #**158** 03-29-2010, 03:05 AM

That's putting it a bit harshly. Talk all about sex toys you want, it's just a little... jarring, that's all.

***Alcar*** · #**159** 03-29-2010, 03:23 AM

What's jarring is...

I can't bring myself to do it.

Someone make a big dildo joke for me.

Alcar...

Strike Witch · #**160** 03-29-2010, 04:03 AM

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That's putting it a bit harshly. Talk all about sex toys you want, it's just a little... jarring, that's all.

You're the one being obnoxious and sighing loudly to the annoyance of all the kiddies.

MA · #**161** 03-29-2010, 05:12 AM

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That's putting it a bit harshly. Talk all about sex toys you want, it's just a little... jarring, that's all.

if you don't like this thread, don't click on it. the thread is called 'Sex Toys', it couldn't get any more obvious or inoffensive as that. therefore you know what to expect, and yet you still click on it. you have a choice not to click on it, but you keep clicking on it. if you don't want to discuss the topic at hand, because that's what it is: a topic, then don't click on it.

tl;dr: stop whinging.

Cool Paramite · #**162** 03-29-2010, 05:55 AM

Jeez, I can't say anything without beeing seen as a stuck-up prude? I'm not against this topic. It's just flabbergasting me, that's all. I frequented this place long ago and I'm musing on the fact that back then, you couldn't have gotten away with these kind of topics.

(Then again, "down the gutter" was not the most tactical expression I could have come up with, I'll admit that.)

MA · #**163** 03-29-2010, 06:09 AM

i don't intend for this thread to turn into a flame war or become derailed, so i've just resisted posting a rant and think it would be better to ask you one thing: i thought you said you'd moved on from this place?

Wings of Fire · #**164** 03-29-2010, 06:19 AM

Since when did you become so damn confrontational MA? Let it go.

Emesdee · #**165** 03-29-2010, 06:28 AM

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This instantly made me think of Alcar: nsfw

I didn't think that was physically possible.

OANST · #**166** 03-29-2010, 06:44 AM

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It's just flabbergasting me, that's all.

Talking about flabbergasted, the first time that I oiled up the dragon dildo I got it all the way in. I was amazed by how greedy my asshole really was. That's how you do flabbergasted, my friend.

Cool Paramite · #**167** 03-29-2010, 10:13 AM

Alright, one final post from me about this subject. I don't intend to criticize people for talking about sex toys or even posting pictures of them. Please, enjoy your sextoys everybody. My point is, when I was a regular poster here, the place was... well, more juvenile in some ways I suppose, but the phrase I was looking for is "family friendly".

(Plus the fact that I can't help but wonder what it is that people want to share these facts about their lives on the internet. Anonymity I guess?)

I thought it had remained that way, hence my big surprise at this topic (And that animated gif Letro linked to was downright pornographic, which would have resulted in severe warnings if not outright banning in the old days).

My comment about the forum going down the gutter was ill-conceived, so I apologize. I actually intended to leave it at that, but you guys have rightfully critized me for it, hence me hanging around a bit to explain.

Gwan-Thwei · #**168** 03-29-2010, 12:29 PM

Bya 'Cool' paramite! (just kidding I couldn't help it.
And BTW Leto....THANKS FOR BLINDIGN MEH! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO POST THAT?

OANST · #**169** 03-29-2010, 02:15 PM

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(And that animated gif Letro linked to was downright pornographic, )

You should have been here for the pornography thread. Woooooo. Good times.

Leto · #**170** 03-29-2010, 02:17 PM

@Thread: Because you are 12 years old.

If you could actually Read, Crool Praramtie, you would notice that I prefixed the image with the acronym "nsfw". That generally means that the prefixed content is of a questionable nature and should be viewed with discretion.

OANST · #**171** 03-29-2010, 02:21 PM

I thought that meant "nut sucking fart wafting". All this time, I've been such a fool.

Leto · #**172** 03-29-2010, 08:31 PM

Pilot · #**173** 03-29-2010, 10:38 PM

Cool Paramite: You seem to be as diplomatic as I used to be. I really think you're alright. Don't let these hunks of fromunda cheese get unda your skin.

***Nate*** · #**174** 03-29-2010, 11:40 PM

The terrible thing is that it took me about a minute staring at Leto's GIF to work out what I was even seeing. Then I deleted it and gave Leto an infraction.

Are you fucking crazy, Leto? Innuendo and clean pictures of toys = fine. Nudity and sex (even if only one person is involved) = way wrong.

Leto · #**175** 03-30-2010, 01:39 AM

It has finally come.

The day that Oddworld Forums just can't accept Leto for the amazing man he is.

I shall return to the shadows whence I came (as in my with dick).

Ridg3 · #**176** 03-30-2010, 02:37 AM

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You should have been here for the pornography thread. Woooooo. Good times.

Was this the one?

Gwan-Thwei · #**177** 03-31-2010, 07:07 PM

@Leto - I'm not twelve, So shut up. God, why does everyone think I'm thirteen?
I didn't know what nsfwhatever ment, I actually didn't know it ment anything. I just clicked on a link and came across something that looked like my favorite stealth kill for AVP on the 360, y'know the one where the alien shoves his tailblade up the marines ass and it comes out his mouth? That's what the porn looked like to me.
@Ridg3- Thanks for the link.

BUT ANEHWAI