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03-21-2010, 07:43 PM
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Hey, Cunt!


Happy birthday Mr Grey-haired Loser.
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03-21-2010, 07:59 PM
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Happy birthday, OANST!
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03-21-2010, 08:39 PM
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Jesus, eat cake any?

I forgot to crank call you today. Sunday.
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03-21-2010, 11:33 PM
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Happy Birthday or fuck off. Your choice.
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03-21-2010, 11:35 PM
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Only 29? you're not even that old, YANST

happy birthday
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03-21-2010, 11:38 PM
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I was looking for the faggot button cake, but typing that into google produces the image of a Goatse cake. So just eat the damn button.


Happy Birthday to the lord of trolling!
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03-21-2010, 11:40 PM
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Happy birthday AND fuck off. Your move.


Holy crap; you're 29? I thought you were at least two years older than me. Which would make you 30+. Like, really old.
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03-22-2010, 02:08 AM
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You have birthdays? I thought you we're a chemically engineered bastard with a god complex...ah well, happy birthday VOANST.
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03-22-2010, 02:18 AM
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YANST? VOANST? Wait, I should have thought up some witty acronym to call him! Uh, uh, uh, uh - happy birthday, NSOAT!
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03-22-2010, 03:17 AM
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Happy birthday Old And Not So Tasty.
You're a good guy, I dunno why theese mean guys don't praise you like a god.
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03-22-2010, 03:41 AM
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Because he's a cunt. Didn't we make that clear enough?

Happy birthday. I hope you have fun, WOANST (WO as in woe)
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03-22-2010, 03:51 AM
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Happy Birthday OANST!

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YANST? VOANST? Wait, I should have thought up some witty acronym to call him!
And today on fun with anagrams:

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03-22-2010, 05:51 AM
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Hurray. It's my birthday. Excuse me while I reflect on my life thus far, and feel bad for myself.
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03-22-2010, 06:54 AM
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fuck you.

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03-22-2010, 07:04 AM
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I like how he'll be thirty when I'm twenty one.
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03-22-2010, 07:17 AM
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what an old, old bastard.

nah, 30 is no age. i mean Oddjob isn't senile, yet.
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03-22-2010, 07:51 AM
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Happy Birthday.
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Happy Birthday! May the winds of fortune carry your sails from here on out, old friend.
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03-22-2010, 09:32 AM
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I'm still young!

Happy birthday oldie!
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Why did nobody tell m it was your birthday!?

I can't believe it!



I needed an excuse to post this...
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03-22-2010, 01:56 PM
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My birthday was first so I'm technically older.
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happy birthday cunty YAST.
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what an old, old bastard.

nah, 30 is no age. i mean Oddjob isn't senile, yet.
Oddjob has been senile the whole time he's been a member. Do you think he's really 39 years old? Ha!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NASTY!
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Happy Birthday.
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03-23-2010, 08:19 AM
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happy birthday cunty YAST.
Am I the only person that saw that as 'Cunty YEAST'?

So, how was the birthday? Do anything special?
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03-23-2010, 08:24 AM
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he probably came on his own face again.

honestly, i don't get why you said that. i really don't. were you trying to get in the 'AiN Crew' or something?
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03-23-2010, 10:36 AM
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he probably came on his own face again.

honestly, i don't get why you said that. i really don't. were you trying to get in the 'AiN Crew' or something?
Whut's the "AiN Crew"?? o___o
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he probably came on his own face again.

honestly, i don't get why you said that. i really don't. were you trying to get in the 'AiN Crew' or something?
Eh. Just being honest. Happens to every guy with a large cock. Too bad you'll never experience it.
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03-23-2010, 11:58 AM
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I remember when his was all fields.
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