New to the forums

Fargin Icehole · #1 03-09-2010, 08:32 AM

...but not new to Oddworld. I'm just now returning to this series, seeing as how everything being released for the current consoles are over-hyped and not worth my precious time. I still play Exoddus and Oddysee on my PSOne and while I have played Munch, I still prefer the hard as nails side-scrolling action of the original.

It's good to see a thriving community for a series that goes back to the days of the PS1. Thanks for having me!

MeechMunchie · #2 03-09-2010, 08:38 AM

I'd Farg your Icehole.

If that wasn't already the joke, I'd be very proud of myself.

Anyway, welcome to our little community. I hope you enjoy your stay. Don't look behind you. Or in front of you. Just lie down and stare at the floor. Actually, that's probably too vunerable... Ah well, I'm sure everyone will take good care of you.

OANST · #3 03-09-2010, 09:06 AM

I hear that everything is bigger in Texas. Is this true or has someone told me a very bad lie i need an answer to this question plaese thank you

OddjobAbe · #4 03-09-2010, 01:28 PM

I hear that Texas is only hot because of all the burning crosses. Is this true?

Welcome to the forums. Be aware that you'll probably hear more about poofs, prosthetic genitals and people with bizarre fetishes than Oddworld.

OANST · #5 03-09-2010, 01:33 PM

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prosthetic genitles

I swear to god that it took me a full thirty seconds to figure out that you were trying to say genitals and not gentiles.

I was like, "The fuck is a prosthetic gentile"?

Crashpunk · #6 03-09-2010, 01:38 PM

Welcome to the forum.
Don't mind the mods...

OddjobAbe · #7 03-09-2010, 01:39 PM

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I swear to god that it took me a full thirty seconds to figure out that you were trying to say genitals and not gentiles.

I was like, "The fuck is a prosthetic gentile"?

Coincidentally, I used to call gentiles "genitals" in high school. I was always one for a good puerile joke.

***Nate*** · #8 03-09-2010, 01:42 PM

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"The fuck is a prosthetic gentile"?

Michael Jackson.

Yeah, I know, MJ is a bit obvious. Turns out everyone else I can think of who's had terrible plastic surgery is Jewish, for eg David Gest and Joan Rivers)

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Coincidentally, I used to call gentiles "genitals" in high school. I was always one for a good puerile joke.

Erm... in what context would you have been talking about gentiles in high school anyway?

OddjobAbe · #9 03-09-2010, 01:46 PM

In high school, my particular circle of friends had it in their heads that it was "cool" to be an Israelite (a phase that was soon over). Not wanting to feel left out, I decided to agree, and we all reckoned to be able to recite the Torah. We didn't know a word of it, really.

***Nate*** · #10 03-09-2010, 01:51 PM

Erm...

*backs slowly out of the room, maintaining eye contact throughout*

Pilot · #11 03-09-2010, 01:58 PM

Right on, another American.

Yay for Johnny Dangerously. I love Michael Keaton!

P.S. I'm from Texas gentlemen.

OANST · #12 03-09-2010, 02:01 PM

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In high school, my particular circle of friends had it in their heads that it was "cool" to be an Israelite (a phase that was soon over). Not wanting to feel left out, I decided to agree, and we all reckoned to be able to recite the Torah. We didn't know a word of it, really.

How did this fad manifest itself? Did you walk around calling people "Goya"?

OddjobAbe · #13 03-09-2010, 02:13 PM

Three of us bragged about being Israelite whilst me, Jamie and Alan stood close discussing Jewish words that we didn't know the meaning of. It was pretty stupid, and really bizarre.

***Nate*** · #14 03-09-2010, 02:21 PM

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How did this fad manifest itself? Did you walk around calling people "Goya"?

BTW: I think you mean "Goy"

OANST · #15 03-09-2010, 02:28 PM

By god, I think you're right.

Fargin Icehole · #16 03-10-2010, 12:50 AM

Roman Moronie was hilarious...in fact, that whole movie was great! Oh, and if you are from Texas, why does your location say "California King"?

And for the mods...another slight twist on the mixed up, misspelled words...maybe he meant "prophetic genital" as in, "I predict you are about to get screwed...oh, will you get me that soap from the floor there? mwhahahahahha" >

enchilado · #17 03-10-2010, 01:02 AM

Wait, isn't California in Texas?

MA · #18 03-10-2010, 04:02 AM

take everyone's location deadly serious.

hello.

AlienMagi · #19 03-10-2010, 05:31 AM

You are very welcome to Oddworld forums.

But then again, who isn't?

Pilot · #20 03-10-2010, 08:19 AM

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Roman Moronie was hilarious...in fact, that whole movie was great! Oh, and if you are from Texas, why does your location say "California King"?

I said that I am from Texas, not that I live there. Also, the reason my current location says California King is because I live in Nevada.

shaman · #21 03-10-2010, 08:44 AM

Guten tag.

alf's brother's mate · #22 03-10-2010, 08:46 AM

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Welcome to the forum.
Don't mind the mods...

Welcome to the forums, don't mind anyone.

ABM

Ridg3 · #23 03-10-2010, 09:58 AM

I live in fucking Northern Ireland, so I will always be the shittier shit on the soles of the trolls shit stained shoes!!
least I don't live in Scotland

Welcome chum, I'm going to be distant with you after having my heart broke with Crappin' Elum k?

used:) · #24 03-10-2010, 01:37 PM

Hello and welcome.

Sekto Springs · #25 03-10-2010, 01:43 PM

Welcome, you lousy cork-soaker, to these somanumbatching forums!
<3 that movie.