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  #31  
02-23-2010, 08:35 PM
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i should put the thick skin on now.
Two condoms is enough already!
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Welcome to this very small but in a way big but still small forum. It's like a big family, where everyone loves each other. So yeah I'm looking forward to talking to you sometime.

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Two condoms is enough already!
Didn't you learn anything from Adventures in Sex City? One is enough. Good God!
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Two condoms is enough already!
who's the dickhead that said that in your sig, Pilot? hmmmmmmmmm?

it CERTAINLY wasn't me.
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who's the dickhead that said that in your sig, Pilot? hmmmmmmmmm?

it CERTAINLY wasn't me.
I just paraphrased what you said, because I couldn't remember the exact wording.

I was taught in sex ed that two condoms creates more of a risk since the friction from rubbing causes fatigue in the latex molecular bond, causing it to rupture easier.
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I've never had Sex Ed. But I don't think I ever would have thought of putting on two condoms anyway.
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y even use condoms, use anti-pregnancy pills instead.
that way u get the whole pleasure without the babies.
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But condoms are also used to prevent STIs.
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y even use condoms, use anti-pregnancy pills instead.
that way u get the whole pleasure without the babies.
Seriously. I mean, who wants to taste latex?
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what the heck r STI's?
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Infections transmitted by sexual contact. Some are fatal.
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what the heck r STI's?
And the sad story finally comes into focus.

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Infections transmitted by sexual contact
Sexually transmitted infections? Anyway, I always heard 'em called STDs.
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STI's is more politically correct, it's less of a fear mongering buzzword.
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But it makes it more difficult to refer to entire groups of people as a disease.
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Go back to the eighties.
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No.
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You guys are nuts.
You welcome a member by discussing condoms.
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Oh man, I forgot this discussion was going on!

Precious moments.
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I could change that to "Thanks for cummenting", followed by "Fix'd", but I feel like letting you all off this time.
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Fix'd.
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Thanks for cunting.
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