5 Worst games

Osiris The Fleech · #1 11-05-2001, 03:01 AM

We've had so many topics about the best games, so how about the worst. They can be any system, but don't go and say pong sucks because it's old. There should be five. Anyway...

Taco Bell BMX. They weren't even trying. YOU CAN DO TWO TRICKS! The only thing going for this is that It's free.
3D Ultra Pinball.Wow Mom! Pinball on the computer!! This game is fun until you realize you get twice the rush and some excersize playing real pinball.
Simtown.Simcity for people who like to know the names of people in their city's pets.
Barbie Pet Rescue.GYAAH!!
Bill Nye: Stop the Rock. No matter what you do, you CAN NOT ADVANCE IN THE GAME!!! IT DRIVES ME TO DRINK!!

I bet Steeal Shark will have some good ones.

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #2 11-05-2001, 03:45 PM

Let's see:

Kingsley's Adventure (PSX) This. Sucked. Ass. Pooey gameplay, a character with the turning circle of a 16-wheeler and shoddy graphics. Actually, I take that last comment back. It's an insult to the word shoddy. To be honest, my 7am turds look better than this game.
Teletubbies (PSX) I haven't played it (thank Odd), but OPSM's review persuaded me to steer well clear. Apparently it has no gameplay whatsoever and looks like arse.
Anything with 'Barbie' in the title 'Nuff said.
Disney's Dinosaur (PSX) A cash cow in the shape of a hopeless movie tie-in.
Marioland 2 (GameBoy) You couldn't save!!! What the f*ck was up with that?! And the learning curve was as steep as Holland in the first five levels, then it went vertical. And the graphics were mediocre, even in that day and age.

Gluk Schmuck · #3 11-05-2001, 05:55 PM

Gubble - YOU CAN'T SAVE and the gfx are crap (anyone wanna buy a copy?)
Rayman - aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh - it's soooooo frustrating

there should be five? i can't think of anymore...ahh well...

Robbo · #4 11-05-2001, 07:45 PM

Here's mine:

1) WDL Thunder Tanks (ps2) paid £45 for this piece of turd. Its got 2 modes: Shitty limited Deathmatch or a confusing CTF. The AI is as thick as a brick sandwich and is very, very, very repetitive. You muck about in a handfull of tanks. The steering is horrendus and the graphics are Gameboy standard! There's a story mode but with everything unlocked can you be arsed? NO!!!!!

Screw it i'm too mad! *throws WDl game disk onto fire* Burn in hell you useless clod!

DarkHoodness · #5 11-05-2001, 09:47 PM

5 Worst games, eh? Now lets see. . .

There was a platformer that I got sometime ago on my PC, but I don't know it's name. Anyway, it was about this guy who crash lands on this planet or something. The graphics were okay (save for the Main Character), but the music and gameplay sucked. I dunno what it was called, though.

Space Quest 4 (PC): Okay, I suppose I like it really, but only because of it's storyline and the fact that it's part of the Space Quest series. However, the gameplay of it is just too damn hard. I think I've only managed to compleate it once. Anyway, out of all the Space Quest games, this is my least favorite.

Battle Tanks (PSX): Now this sucked. It was very primative for it's time. They could of made it a lot better.

I'll post more if I think of more.
- DH

FuzzyFuzzle · #6 11-05-2001, 09:50 PM

I bet I have at least 5, but I'll limit myself to 1 (gotta keep the rants down).

Dragon Seeds- This game looked so cool from the package! You got to raise various dragon monsters and battle them! It looked like the best game ever! It was one of the main games I wanted for PS1. So I got PS and bought the game. AND IT SUCKED!!! There were about 4 types of 'dragons', and three of them in no way resembled dragons. Raising consisted of repeatedly completing stupid arcade puzzles, and the battle stystem was sooo bad I repressed it....UGH!