Leto's Sex Toy Thread. -

Anonyman! · #31 12-08-2009, 01:58 PM

I am actually surprised this has lasted as long as it has.

FREE TIGER DICK DILDOS FOR EVERYONE

Leto · #32 12-08-2009, 02:09 PM

now i don't like to judge a whole group of people, but zoophiles/furries/whatever the fuck have got to be the one of the stupider kawaii manga loving fucks on the interweb

so fucking stupid

MeechMunchie · #33 12-08-2009, 02:10 PM

To quote AckroTheSlig:

'...'

Sekto Springs · #34 12-08-2009, 02:11 PM

Havoc owns the whole set of big cat dildos, and in a variety of colors.

OddjobAbe · #35 12-08-2009, 02:31 PM

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now i don't like to judge a whole group of people, but zoophiles/furries/whatever the fuck have got to be the one of the stupider kawaii manga loving fucks on the interweb.....

so fucking stupid

Don't visit. You don't want to see a grown man cry. That was fucking weird.

MA · #36 12-08-2009, 02:39 PM

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so fucking stupid

No sir, I don't like it.

close enough.

Leto · #37 12-08-2009, 02:40 PM

just look at the related videos, i'm positive there's a horse. he does many many animals, see.

T-nex · #38 12-08-2009, 02:42 PM

The lack of any background music makes those videos incredibly awkward and uncomfortable to watch.

MA · #39 12-08-2009, 02:43 PM

found one, but i'm not posting it due to the sheer, awesome embarrassment of it. so ridiculous.

Sekto Springs · #40 12-08-2009, 02:43 PM

So would Noah's ark be like... a smorgasbord for these kooks?

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The lack of any background music makes those videos incredibly awkward and uncomfortable to watch.

Ha! Isn't it great? It's like you just walk into the wrong room and come across this, and it's just a full minute of uncomfortable silence as you back out of the room again.

***Nate*** · #41 12-08-2009, 04:30 PM

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So would Noah's ark be like... a smorgasbord for these cooks?

That would only be if they were Zoo-voraphiles.

Or did you mean 'kooks'?

Sekto Springs · #42 12-08-2009, 04:41 PM

Fix'd.
Although both scenarios are pretty damn funny.

used:) · #43 12-08-2009, 04:51 PM

Basically:

enchilado · #44 12-08-2009, 05:00 PM

Hey, I've seen Robin Hood a brazilian times.

Pilot · #45 12-08-2009, 05:59 PM

I think the zebra guy is pretty neat! His costume is gorgeous.

Obviously has bigger nads than the lot of us here together; sitting on the sidelines criticizing.

T-nex · #46 12-08-2009, 06:03 PM

I just think the video are extremely awkward... Like if he would at least meow ...

Pilot · #47 12-08-2009, 06:06 PM

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I just think the video are extremely awkward... Like if he would at least meow ...

I guess, or background music as someone suggested.

Sekto Springs · #48 12-08-2009, 06:10 PM

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Obviously has bigger nads than the lot of us here together; sitting on the sidelines criticizing.

No, I'm pretty sure he was payed for his services.

T-nex · #49 12-08-2009, 06:10 PM

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I guess, or background music as someone suggested.

Actually I suggested that too

Pilot · #50 12-08-2009, 07:29 PM

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No, I'm pretty sure he was payed for his services.

That doesn't belittle his nads!

Besides, paid or not he still did it. I don't think he's a very good actor because his movements are unnatural and jerky... and I'm pretty sure I detect a hint of self consciousness in some parts where he seems to want to shield his manjoy. Inexperienced perhaps.

I wouldn't mind being painted up like that for a costume party or something.

Leto · #51 12-08-2009, 07:29 PM

oh my god.

sekto's rep.

i love it.

Pilot · #52 12-08-2009, 07:30 PM

I noes. Why him?

Sekto Springs · #53 12-08-2009, 08:02 PM

I'm just so hated.

Pilot · #54 12-08-2009, 08:14 PM

Nonsense. You earned that. Now YOU must be the one to wear a thong and get painted up like some animal.

Now, PARADE. Like you like it...

Sekto Springs · #55 12-08-2009, 08:15 PM

I totally would if I knew Havoc wouldn't get a throbbing stiffy from it.

Pilot · #56 12-08-2009, 08:17 PM

Do the Zebra and I'll get a throbbing stiffy. Is that better?

Sekto Springs · #57 12-08-2009, 08:24 PM

I'm sold.

Pilot · #58 12-08-2009, 08:32 PM

Actually, I don't think you have the bodytone to look good as zebra. It was a thought.

enchilado · #59 12-08-2009, 08:33 PM

Do an aye-aye instead.

Sekto Springs · #60 12-08-2009, 08:40 PM

My bodytone? Do you even know what I look like nekkid?
I agree though, I'd look better with spots.