Leto's Sex Toy Thread.

OANST · #1 12-07-2009, 02:05 PM

So it can stay out of the other one.

Sekto Springs · #2 12-07-2009, 02:29 PM

Close this.

enchilado · #3 12-07-2009, 02:35 PM

Please.

shaman · #4 12-07-2009, 02:37 PM

You're losing your touch, and you arn't funny anymore. Thus i stab at thee.

enchilado · #5 12-07-2009, 02:37 PM

Ouch.

Havoc · #6 12-07-2009, 02:48 PM

Move it to my topic.

AlexFili · #7 12-07-2009, 02:49 PM

Slig "Massager" for the win.

used:) · #8 12-07-2009, 02:52 PM

I once heard of a condom store called "Condom Nation." I lolled.

I just thought of that because the name of this thread almost sounds like a good name for a sex toy store, like "Leto's Sex Toy Shop" or "Leto's Pleasure Emporium."

Daxter King · #9 12-07-2009, 02:53 PM

You guys head over to Bad Dragon yet?

Sekto Springs · #10 12-07-2009, 02:54 PM

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I once heard of a condom store called "Condom Nation." I lolled.

Yeah, I told you about that one. I drive near it all the time.

What? No tiger dildos? Poor Havoc.

used:) · #11 12-07-2009, 02:55 PM

Actually my mom first told me about it. And since when do you drive?

Sekto Springs · #12 12-07-2009, 03:34 PM

Anyway, I'll bite. Check these out.
(I'm actually not all that impressed, I've seen some much worse things)

Anonyman! · #13 12-07-2009, 03:41 PM

Pilot recommends the aneros, apparently. I'll find a picture real quick mkay.

edit:

http://www.aneros.com/

looks nifty

Sekto Springs · #14 12-07-2009, 03:45 PM

Way to pay attention thar.
The Aneros is why this thread was born

Mac Sirloin · #15 12-07-2009, 03:52 PM

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I once heard of a condom store called "Condom Nation." I lolled.

There's a store like that in Toronto.

:

You guys head over to Bad Dragon yet?

I can't tell if they sell bongs or furry porn or what the fuck

:

Put an egg in your shoe and BEAT IT!

oh wow

Pilot · #16 12-07-2009, 03:55 PM

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Pilot recommends the aneros, apparently. I'll find a picture real quick mkay.

looks nifty

Yeah, and somehow my recommendation got left in the Cool Toys thread. Best prostate stimulator EVAR.

used:) · #17 12-07-2009, 03:55 PM

Would that store happen to have a condom with a smiling face on it? Because I totally walked by a store like that when I went to Toronto.

Pilot · #18 12-07-2009, 03:57 PM

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Would that store happen to have a condom with a smiling face on it? Because I totally walked by a store like that when I went to Toronto.

...and the condom was also winking at you?

Sekto Springs · #19 12-07-2009, 03:58 PM

Only in Toronto would the signs be so creative. Last I checked, it was just the words "Condom Nation" in slightly italicized Arial font.

Also, Justin, have you actually used this thing or has Santa neglected to bring you one yet?

Pilot · #20 12-07-2009, 04:08 PM

What, an Aneros? Yes I have one.

There are several different models which purportedly improve on the original though.

***Nate*** · #21 12-07-2009, 04:10 PM

They're really expensive. I'd go for the imitation Aneros with built in vibrate function.

Leto · #22 12-07-2009, 04:47 PM

i love this thread. people know what they're talking about.

looney-bin · #23 12-07-2009, 10:47 PM

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You guys head over to Bad Dragon yet?

Oh no. I know what this board is like.

Pilot · #24 12-08-2009, 08:51 AM

Knitted Cthulu Dildo?

Wings of Fire · #25 12-08-2009, 09:19 AM

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Knitted Cthulu Dildo?

Where can I get one?

Josh · #26 12-08-2009, 09:21 AM

It looks like an exploding pickle (Euphemism/"Thats what she said" in 3...2...1...).

OANST · #27 12-08-2009, 09:22 AM

That's what he said.

Havoc · #28 12-08-2009, 09:53 AM

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Yeah, I told you about that one. I drive near it all the time.

What? No tiger dildos? Poor Havoc.

Oh, don't cry for me

.

You know what's coming, right?

T-nex · #29 12-08-2009, 12:27 PM

Yea I knew that.

enchilado · #30 12-08-2009, 01:42 PM

Yuck.