Cool Toys

[T-nex]

My brownies turn square o.o

[enchilado]

Stop making me hungry.



EDIT: T-nex posted :P

[Pilot]

Oh, sorry. This might be a better option

[enchilado]

You communist bastard.

[Pilot]

OBEY.

[enchilado]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH



I hope Abbey appreciates all we've done for her.

[Pilot]

So who's a fan of the background music on the Donut Express infomercial? It's obviously designed to indicate that you've achieved SUCCESS by using their product. Pan after pan after pan, at last!

If it was on facebook I'd totally be a fan.

[Disgruntled Intern]

pilot im sorry i hurt your feelings!!!

[Pilot]

No you're not.

[MA]

is everyone pissed here? Pilot, and i assume DI just then.

god sake, soon as i sober up everyone gets slaughtered. god sake. cant believe i made those last posts coherent, to be honest.

found Pilot's Christmas list!

cant for the life of me find that blog with the stretch toy thing, like a better version of the Stretch Armstrong. but that looked good.

[Disgruntled Intern]

No you're not.

I really was.

is everyone pissed here? Pilot, and i assume DI just then.

Yes.

[Mac Sirloin]

buy her some fuckin CAAAARS and shit dagw

[MeechMunchie]

Does she like construction toys besides Lego? Those were a big player in my childhood.

[OANST]

Let's just make this about cool toys, and not just cool toys that I should get for my kid. I no longer want my child involved in your debauchery. You people sicken me.

[Josh]

If any of the people here ever come for your kid, make sure she has this

[used:)]

I always loved those weird slug things you could buy at sciencey stores or museum gift shops.

[Pilot]

I really was.

Well, alright. I like your in-your-face style. SOMETIMES.

buy her some fuckin CAAAARS and shit dagw

Hotwheels are the shit, I used to have bucketfulls before I took a hammer to them all on the garage floor. o.o It was fun pushing those babies around on the deck.

Edit@Kastere: Fuck you too, my jokes are never personally aimed.

[Mac Sirloin]

Well, alright. I like your in-your-face style. SOMETIMES.



Hotwheels are the shit, I used to have bucketfulls before I took a hammer to them all on the garage floor. o.o It was fun pushing those babies around on the deck.

Edit@Kastere: Fuck you too, my jokes are never personal attacks.

[Pilot]

Oh knock it off, you're the biggest crybaby here. PLAY WITH YOUR TOYS BABY

[used:)]

Never personal.

[Mac Sirloin]

Edit@Kastere: Fuck you too, my jokes are never personal attacks.

oh okay sorry dude just being honest

Oh knock it off, you're the biggest crybaby here. PLAY WITH YOUR TOYS BABY

wait what

I don't understand how you could have a fit over like, two completely harmless posts. It's not like you haven't said dumb shit like that yourself. I wasn't negrepping you because you got offended. I was negrepping you for doing almost exactly what I did over that queefing bullshit, albeit less so.

It's not even that rude of them. I thought they were pretty clearly joking.

[used:)]

You heard the man.

[Pilot]

Yeah, I like to provoke.

[OANST]

You're provocative.

[Pilot]

It's what I do best, but sometimes it takes work.

[shaman]

Say what you like about the OWF community. We are very distractive.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Well, alright. I like your in-your-face style. SOMETIMES.

Well, alright. I like your hypocritical-whiney style, too. SOMETIMES.

But I like your hair ALL OF THE TIME



seriously on that last bit. i really do.

[used:)]

Awwwwww, Dave!

[Disgruntled Intern]

See? I like people.

Or at least their hair. SOMETIMES

[Pilot]

*snickers*

I like those too. SOMETIMES.

See, I knew you were a big softie.