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  #331  
12-02-2009, 05:19 PM
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see this is what people say when they've had sex but they haven't had really good sex
I do not disagree with this statement. I live in hope that I may yet be proven wrong.
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12-02-2009, 05:59 PM
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I do not disagree with this statement. I live in hope that I may yet be proven wrong.
It's really annoying when people say this cos it's simply not true. I get rather angry cos people insinuate that I don't have a good sex life.. Which I do for whatever amount of time it lasts.

Some girls are just not sensitive. There are plenty of girls out there who can't even orgasm, or rarely even do so.

K... There this um.. Toy.. that I have... I don't really like it cos it doesn't do much to me. But this other girl used such a toy too. and it makes her friggin scream.
There's the difference. Some girls scream at the simplest touch while others don't feel much.

This is the reason I don't like the flesh part. For one.. It sort of creeps me, and I don't feel much anyway.
But add a little play and mental aspect to it and I'm a melted marshmellow.

Edit: anyway it annoys me cos I feel people are saying "I know you better than you do", which is simply not true. I know myself pretty well by now.
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12-02-2009, 06:13 PM
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You misunderstand me. By 'sex' I do not mean the fleshy part. Frankly, I never saw any particular thrill in the fleshy part, being somewhat insensitive myself. However, I do not discount the possibility of having good sex; just that it needs to be with the right person and it must be much more than just flesh.


And, right now, the word 'flesh' is beginning to nauseate me.
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12-02-2009, 06:15 PM
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Flesh, flesh, flesh, flesh


CHECK THAT FLESH MAN
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12-02-2009, 06:21 PM
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I EAT FLESH!! *crunch crunch chew chew*

Yea... I'm really getting tired of that word too ... What else to call it? Carnal?
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12-02-2009, 06:25 PM
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i don't mean "OH YEAH ORGASM" at all, i mean fully involved emotional and spiritual intercourse
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12-02-2009, 06:25 PM
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I thought that was called making love?
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12-02-2009, 06:26 PM
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Nah, it's called 'fucking'.
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Oh.. I dunno.. I've always seen the word "Sex" as the action itself more than anything. The rest is ... 'play' ? Meh. Might just be me having my definitions wrong.

Edit: Im confusing myself now >_<
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12-02-2009, 07:04 PM
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That's precisely what I want; sex as 'play' rather than just a robotic method to use someone else to get off.
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12-03-2009, 03:46 AM
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man i get sex all the time. bang those chicks at hardcore party and stuf like that! i did even 3 chicks from my class lol! those girls crazy lol
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Okay, I'm taking a vote... who here believes him?



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man i get sex all the time. bang those chicks at hardcore party and stuf like that! i did even 3 chicks from my class lol! those girls crazy lol
I think they're doped
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man i get sex all the time. bang those chicks at hardcore party and stuf like that! i did even 3 chicks from my class lol! those girls crazy lol
Good for you. I thought you'd left. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go shoot myself on a totally unrelated matter.
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You misunderstand me. By 'sex' I do not mean the fleshy part. Frankly, I never saw any particular thrill in the fleshy part, being somewhat insensitive myself. However, I do not discount the possibility of having good sex; just that it needs to be with the right person and it must be much more than just flesh.
I consider sex as a bonus of finding a loving relationship; a person you can be intimate with and likes spending 'quality time' with you. I don't consider it a goal in itself.
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I EAT FLESH!! *crunch crunch chew chew*
Yea... I'm really getting tired of that word too ... What else to call it? Carnal?
Ripping, tearing FLESH. See, 'carnal' just makes me think of the whole vore thing again. Also Chilli Con Carne.



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I think your child is proof of that.

EDIT: Actually, that didn't make much sense.


Last edited by MeechMunchie; 12-03-2009 at 07:52 AM.. : Hmmm.
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It did, actually.
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I did work experience in a school, where somone asked me if i knew anything about children:

I was heard to remark "Don't need to, i know about contraception".
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I was heard to remark "Don't need to, I'm Wiccan, and no one in their right mind would allow my foul, dripping Wicca cock inside of them".
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