Eyes of the beholder (slig) -

Sekto Springs · #61 10-27-2009, 11:02 PM

Whoa, holy shit! I can't believe I missed this thread.
This wins for funniest topic of the year award.

Also, no need to tell me Sligs are beautiful, babe. I'm dating one now, and he's a real peach. We like to roleplay, he's the big bad security guard and I'm the naughty mudokon in need of a spanking. I usually prefer it with the mask on though, it gives em this air of mystery that is just so appealing.

AlexFili · #62 10-28-2009, 12:58 AM

Your profile says male

moxco · #63 10-28-2009, 02:04 AM

Are you being homophobic?

***Xavier*** · #64 10-28-2009, 02:26 AM

Ok guys, the next one that spams gets an infraction.

MarsMudoken · #65 10-28-2009, 11:15 AM

Alright, I'm not spamming Xavier, don't worry.

And Sekto? That's just...gross.
Still, this thread has lived it's time. How do I send it to Necrum? It's time I think.

OddjobAbe · #66 10-28-2009, 11:33 AM

You don't. The moderators do.

MeechMunchie · #67 10-28-2009, 02:24 PM

It is unbeliveably tempting to just post the word 'SPAM' right now. But I fear the mod's wrath.

MarsMudoken · #68 10-28-2009, 02:59 PM

SPAM!

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pleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillme I DON'T WANT TO DIIIEEEEE..........

***Wil*** · #69 10-28-2009, 04:30 PM

MeechMunchie got an infraction, y'all. He's not the only one who deserves one, in all probability, but he was the one who spammed within 12 hours of a mod saying "I'm going to actually punish the next person who breaks the rules."

Further spammers in this thread will also be given infractions.

***Xavier*** · #70 10-29-2009, 01:15 AM

MarsMudoken too...

MarsMudoken · #71 11-06-2009, 10:46 AM

Ya I know.
I'm not proud of it.

used:) · #72 11-06-2009, 11:10 AM

I leave for one week and this is what happens?

MarsMudoken · #73 11-06-2009, 11:58 AM

***Nate*** · #74 11-06-2009, 03:13 PM

Used has now been infracted and MarsMudoken has received an official warning (because he's already been infracted in this thread).

Can you guys not read?

slig# 5719 · #75 11-06-2009, 10:39 PM

I was looking around the internet for information on slig eyes and found this:

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Underneath its mask, a Slig has two compound eyes that are dark coloured (they do not themselves glow red) These eyes do not grow when a Slig is given steroid treatment, so Big Bro Sligs’ eyes are pathetically small compared to their huge heads

Hope this helps.

(for those who don't know compound eyes are the eyes on flies, bees, wasps ect)

***Wil*** · #76 11-07-2009, 05:42 AM

I like what happens when I click on "View post".

abe is now! · #77 11-07-2009, 08:51 AM

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As we all know sligs:
-are beaten out of niceness
-say "poo brain"
-can be steroided up to Big Bro's.

-wear masks due to glukkons thinking they're ugly.

Well, I have seen pandora's box, peeked inside, opened it fully, and now I'm giving it to the museum. I HAVE SEEN THE EYES! On google image search "slig". You should find a slig picture with the slig standing facing right. Now if this is the right one I want you to look at the eyes. Really closely. Closer. More. Get your face of the screen weirdo. Now if this is the right one and you've been eating your carrots-

DUN DUN!?!?!?

There. People may have already known this but I figured it out today, and remembered that I have a site for sharing things with the world.
Okay If you're only reading this move your butt and look at the eyes.

I can't understand well... you are saying that there are two carrots in Slig's eyes???

MA · #78 11-07-2009, 08:53 AM

its over. don't worry.

STM · #79 11-20-2009, 08:27 AM

what is an infraction? Can't believe I don't know yet.

To sprove i'm not spamming sligs do have eyes, very small squinty manky little things see OWF10Y for more info

MeechMunchie · #80 11-20-2009, 08:56 AM

An infraction is a subtraction from a member's post count. Usually they expire in a couple of months or so, but serious ones are permanent.

Wings of Fire · #81 11-20-2009, 10:38 AM

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An infraction is a subtraction from a member's post count..

Sorry, what?

MeechMunchie · #82 11-20-2009, 02:57 PM

Did I do wrong?

***Nate*** · #83 11-20-2009, 03:14 PM

An infraction is what you'll get if you don't learn that questions like that should be asked in FS&H or in a PM to a mod.

An infraction is a punishment for behaviour that breaks the forum rules. You receive 5 points for each infraction; they last for between 2 weeks and 3 months before expiring. If you receive a total of 15 points, you are banned until some of them expire.