Most epic way to die -

shaman · #61 09-22-2009, 10:12 AM

Come over.

MA · #62 09-22-2009, 11:28 AM

excuse me?

Leto · #63 09-22-2009, 08:18 PM

getting raped by a whale (huge phalli)

Dixanadu · #64 10-01-2009, 07:53 AM

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Well I would have to go by someone tuning their bass guitar to tight and striking one of the string which hits me in the eye, although that in itself won't do anything but blind me I will then go outside where I will get hit by a wrecking ball because I couldn't see it in my periphial vison.

You should see it now, it's falling apart.

PalezQkkeli · #65 10-05-2009, 01:50 AM

How about falling in a slowly working industrial meat grinder. Then get someone to make a steak of yourself and make your family eat you.

Ridg3 · #66 10-05-2009, 10:52 AM

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You should see it now, it's falling apart.

Ahhh, Bassy seen some rough times, R.I.P.

mitsur · #67 10-05-2009, 09:31 PM

Martyr'd

PalezQkkeli · #68 10-06-2009, 04:47 AM

Would it be possible to implant a C4 in a person? Then remotely detonate him via gsm network when the person's walking down some nice street

MA · #69 10-06-2009, 04:49 AM

are you a terrorist?

PalezQkkeli · #70 10-06-2009, 04:58 AM

No but I'm just sharing my fantasies. You should too. I'd like dying in some crazy way when I'm tired of my life

MeechMunchie · #71 10-06-2009, 07:59 AM

I'd like to make some kind of murder mystery-type chain of puzzles and clues to my death, then leave out the last clue before I shoot myself. Just totally screw with Sherlock.

shaman · #72 10-06-2009, 09:55 AM

Kneeling on the ground facing skywards with your arms outstretched as countless Persian arrows obliterate you.

EDIT: The above comment is far less jizzy than it sounds.

OANST · #73 10-06-2009, 10:09 AM

I want to die from ecstasy while sucking off Voldemort as Harry Potter gently plunges his cock into my rectum.

Alright. I've destroyed the thread now. It's fucking done.

shaman · #74 10-06-2009, 10:48 AM

What, you think we can't pulverise it more?

you of all people should know this of OWF.

***Nate*** · #75 10-06-2009, 07:33 PM

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I want to die from ecstasy while sucking off Voldemort as Harry Potter gently plunges his cock into my rectum.

Alright. I've destroyed the thread now. It's fucking done.

It's not done until you're sucking off Hitler.

MA · #76 10-07-2009, 02:42 AM

okay then, lets all spam, flame and majorly go off topic. that'll do the trick.

jwanbfjasbf

fuck you everyone

i'm painting a fence later!

PalezQkkeli · #77 10-07-2009, 03:41 AM

Standing in the middle of the road while two huge trucks, both with big loads of stuff, drive towards you. The trucks hit you at the same time so that you get crushed and your brain flies to the moon.

MA · #78 10-07-2009, 04:44 AM

MeechMunchie · #79 10-08-2009, 10:06 AM

mitsur · #80 10-08-2009, 08:54 PM

Are you guys even fucking listening?

Martyr'd

***Nate*** · #81 10-08-2009, 08:55 PM

For what cause?

Bullet Magnet · #82 10-09-2009, 10:53 AM

Few martyrs have died for unambiguously good causes.

***Nate*** · #83 10-09-2009, 09:03 PM

I made no comment on relative morality of causes, merely that you need to have a cause to be a martyr. You can't just call yourself a martyr on general principles.

PalezQkkeli · #84 10-12-2009, 11:29 AM

Ok sticking to the topic.

One epic way to die would be:

Wearing a spacesuit and dropping from orbit. The suit and your clothes burn on entering atmosphere and you hit the pacific ocean naked! Your body is then being splattered all across the sea.

MA · #85 10-12-2009, 11:31 AM

pretty sure there wouldn't be anything left once you reached the sea after entering the atmosphere.

PalezQkkeli · #86 10-12-2009, 11:35 AM

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pretty sure there wouldn't be anything left once you reached the sea after entering the atmosphere.

That's what my friend said, but then I figured you guys just made a quote-pyramid so you propably wouldn't care. You proved me wrong. Prove me right next time... :C

MA · #87 10-12-2009, 11:44 AM

what are you talking about?

i'm sorry, i genuinely didn't understand that post. the last quote pyramid i saw was in FS&H.

Boooiler · #88 10-19-2009, 10:42 AM

"YOU, SHALL NOT, PASS!"
Remind you of anything? :P

Wings of Fire · #89 10-19-2009, 10:44 AM

You intend to let your situation dependent stupidity get the better of you and perform a really cheesy and over the top heroic sacrifice?

PalezQkkeli · #90 10-20-2009, 11:13 AM

One way I wouldn't like to die is pissing of the admins here and they'd cut your nuts and feed them to dogs.