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01-29-2002, 04:01 PM
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An add-on story

Ok, I thought we could use another fun word game, but this one's the most challenging one yet. It's not particularly serious and humour is appreciated (although you don't have to include any), but don't make it ridiculous. I don't want to see any posts like "and then everything exploded" or "a Pikachu came along and started breakdancing".

You can write a big paramgraph or jsut a couple ofl ines; as long as it contributes to the story or helps move it along. You can even stop in the middle of a sentence and let us continue from there.

Here's the first part:

As I finally walked out of the shop, after a long argument with the shopkeeper about the price of watermelon and then not being able to find my credit card, I stepped in some dog turd and then couldn't find my car. I just knew it was going to be one of those days.

I did remember where I'd parked eventually, and made the arduous slog back to my car, laden with heavy bags of shopping, all of which threatened to either slip out my grasp, burst or overflow.
"Damn," I said when I reached my car. Well, so would you if you saw what I'd just seen.
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01-29-2002, 05:07 PM
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What I saw was a man with a knife bashing at the door of a shop. "Let me go inside!!!" he screamed. Then, another man with a knife ran to the door, and kicked the man in the face. "Get away! This is my shop!" he yelled. The first man ran away. I asked what was going on. "Well..." he said.....
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01-31-2002, 06:47 AM
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"Ever since the illegal drug 'Sunbeam' has hit the market, people will do anything to get their hands on it. Even try to rob a place like this in broad daylight".

After buying a new pair of shoes, I found out that 'Sunbeam' actually makes you feel like you rule the world. It hightens your sences for a short period of time, and it actually makes you stronger, smarter and flexable, along with other things. But the problem is, it's street value is up to $2,000 for one hit.

I go off back to my car when I see that same man trying to steal it...
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