What was your weirdest...

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

Subconscious world event? Like dream. Okay here's a spiffy dream I had and it was kinda weird and I thought it was real well:

I dreamt that I was feeding my cat right, and he scratched me all of a sudden. I was like ouch and washed it and put some alcohol on it. And hours later, my scratch started to hurt. So My dad took me to the hospital:

doctor: I've never seen anything like this!

me: What do you mean? I only got scratched by my s tupid cat.

doctor: I'm sorry to break the news but....your turning into a werewolf!

And then the music credits and crap came on (does anyone now the T.V. show "Big Wolf on Campus"? It was like the same intro and had some weird credits and stuff It was so stupid but funny and my brother said I was laughing in my sleep.

And then, I was in high school, and I had to use the girls bathroom.

Me: Why do I have to turn into a werewolf? Would I turn into a werecat or something?

And I was at home for some reason. And I turned into a werewolf but I was no ordinary werewolf, I came out with a platinum CD calles "Waying a Wive" (Staying alive by the beejees) Featuring Rapping Roo And Rooby Roo (Scooby Doo) and I made more songs like:

"Wive Ween Woring Won Wa Wereroad featuring Rooby Roo" (I've been working on the were road)

????? featuring Rapping Roo (It was hard to pronounce me, LOL)

and I was hairy and I won a grammy it was so funny because the guy, who gave me the grammy was mad and surprised that my record beat his . The nominees were Winky-Waired (Me) Christiana Aguleria, Brittney SPears Metallica, and Korn. And Brittney Spears and Kron was like and the winner is...Waying a Wive?!! What!? LOL

and people were trying to sing my songs and Elum and ALector were in my dream and they were like "Golly! I love these songs soooo much!!!!!!!!" And something else happen I forgot but I will tell ya later

[Lantra]

have you ever thought of seeing a dream therapist? just a thouhgt.

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

too soon...

[Dakkan Blackblade]

I had a dream that I was slappin ninjas out of hiding spots. Oh wait...

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

SOunds suspicious...

[Alector]

I have strange dreams every night. For example i ate a crab...then my dogs spoke to me...then i was in school and said to my teacher that he is a gay . I went to our car and told my mother that she should drive me to our city that i can buy clothers.

Then i've made my own music...LOL! My dreams are so strange...

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[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

The above story I posted was scary. I dreamt I was a werewolf bitten by a cat, making a platinum hit and you ALector, loved my cd's. How cooky

[Gluk Schmuck]

i had a really, really wired dream recently...but i've forgoten it now...

don't you just hate dreams that you can't remember when you wake up bu you know they were interesting...

[UnseenProphet]

Hah! You're dreams are no match for mine! All of this happened over the course of three nights. Wierd, eh? This was a while ago...

NIGHT I
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I'm walking around on a sphere hanging in the air. It is coated with jungle and some snow here and there. It's only about a mile in radius. I eventually run into other people - one of which being a six year old kid. It turns out we had been held captive by something or someone (never made clear) and we had to escape. So, we construct a small ski jump on a patch of snow and use a sled at high speeds to force ourselves free of the gravitational pull of the sphere. We land on actual snow but we have a heck of a lot of momentum. We keep going and end up on some rail-road tracks. A moment later a train appears and we're being chased down. It catches up after a few minutes and we all bail out, rolling down a snowy hill.

NIGHT II
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We arrive at the base of the hill and find an old Ford pickup truck. We return to the sphere and rescue the remaining people (I think - we returned to the sphere, but I went a bit blank after that.) We drive away and are now being chased after by some guys in a black car (dressing in black suits themselves, wearing black sunglasses, and firing guns [glocks, I believe]). We manage to lose them.

NIGHT III
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We arrive at the murky pond which acts as an inlet for an estuary. There are a crapload of large lilypads with one giant one in the center. On the giant lily pad is a marble stand and on it is - get this - a toaster. My friends are gone. I run towards it and through the water. The guys in the suits are waiting there - they caught up. The dream ends just as I'm about to reach the toaster and I feel a bullet hit me in the left shoulder.

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A real dream - I assure you. Odd, eh?

- UnseenProphet, the Samurai Mudokon

[BigBroSig]

I had this tamgochi digimon thing when I was little and one day I turned it on and played with and stuff, and that night I had a weird dream...this may be long but it was a long dream!
it started out like this...

I was walking home from school and messing with a my "nanodigimon" and I saw thi girl and she said: Hey cool! you have an adventure to! ( an adventure I would find out later was an advanced digimon thing)
I didn't understand her so I just kept walking and didn't stop at my house, I kept going and then went inside some weird shop were the manger was enslaving my cat and making it dance to attract customers, he explained how the "adventure" things worked and gave my cat back to me... I left the store and on the way home a loud truck drove by and scared the cat, the cat ran behind a bush. I went to get my cat and saw it holding a map and talking to a kid for directions, they saw me and the kid said "uh oh" and they ran behind the bush again then the kid walks out and comes up to me and talks about the "adventure" toys when the cat jumps out and attacks my arm! I flail and the cat turns into a dog! the other kid and I run towards my house and outrun the dog. when I get home I open the door and wake up...

the cat/dog that attacked me turned out to be myreal cat clawing and biting my arm while I was sleeping.

hi

[UnseenProphet]

You're dream proves two things, BigBroSlig. 1) You're dreams are damn hilarious and 2) cats are evil. Thank you.

[ODDBODD]

HAHAHAHA PINKY LIKES BIG WOLF ON CAMPUS!!
"I USED TO OWN THIS TOWN, NOW ITS ALL TURNED UPSIDE DOWN..." lol!!!

I HAVE A BOOK NEXT TO MY BED WHICH IS LIKE A JOURNAL BUT I RECORD DREAMS I WANNA REMEMBER, I SHOULD SCAN IT FOR AUTHENTICITY.

August 13, 1997
I was running really fast backwards when i sudenly fell into a rabbits hole, after doing something and talking to a dog i jumped backwards into a pole and hurt my finger.

January 23, 2000
I saw someone playing with a rock and seeing if he can throw and hit all the stars in the sky, i helped him but i accidently hit the moon and everything went black. I don't remember much but next thing i know it was like pitch black and we had to get out of the plane. We were led by some old lady who acted like vin deasil

December 2, 1994
A rat ate my underwear and i had to go to school

December 30, 1996
I was competing in the olympics and a javelin went through my head and i had surgery, then i became the bionic boy.

[abe22]

ok this is pretty weird
I was walking to pick up my cat and then these guys picked me up in there car then I was on a moterbike and fell off a cliff then I was eating donuts and the guys pulled off there masks and they were my mum and dad then I was on a boat with my brother then I woke up.
I can't think of any other dreams I'v had

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

Hey, Big Wolf on Campus was only the intro on my dream, I was playing football in gym in the beginning and I was hairy it was so cooky.

[LuxoJr]

I used to have this recurring dream where Ronald McDonald would chase me around a park where I played soccer. It scared the crap out of me every time.

[Joe the Intern]

i had a reoccuring dream once where me, my dad, and my sister were all talking and walking along in this jungle that had dinosaurs in it and i was walking right next to this big square shaped hole and i accidently fell down. it was like an abyss and while i was falling i looked up and saw them looking at me but then they turned around and kept on walking and didnt seem to care. it was really weird.

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

I don't know what ROnald Mc Donald is smoking, but it's making me sick! Bwaahahaha!

[Sexy Slig]

I never remember my dreams....has anyone seen stir of echos?

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

Wow, you don't remember your dreams?