The Most Heterosexual Thing You Have Ever Done -

OddjobAbe · #**121** 10-12-2009, 10:52 AM

What worries me is that that is the most heterosexual thing he's ever done, and it's not heterosexual even in the slightest (unless it was the thought a/some female(s) that caused the accident).

***Alcar*** · #**122** 10-12-2009, 03:07 PM

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Ops, I've forgotten it... I ejaculated in my face once!

Yeah? Well I had a guy ejaculate on my back last week. After he pulled out.

EDIT: Just realised this was the Hetero version. Let's pretend it was a chick with a strap-on.

Alcar...

used:) · #**123** 10-12-2009, 03:34 PM

A strap-on that shoots hot, thick milk.

Anonyman! · #**124** 10-12-2009, 04:46 PM

Or candle wax.

Actually, scratch that.

Leto · #**125** 10-12-2009, 05:16 PM

candlewax on the backside does get rather itchy, myes

mitsur · #**126** 10-12-2009, 05:54 PM

Finger in vagina

Leto · #**127** 10-12-2009, 07:24 PM

hahaha we know k

***Nate*** · #**128** 10-12-2009, 08:20 PM

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Finger in vagina

Doesn't that count as penetration? Or does digital not count?

I once played spin the bottle with a girl. There was one girl and six gay guys. I kissed every person but her. That's about as heterosexual as I've been.

Josh · #**129** 10-12-2009, 10:29 PM

Hmmmm, last week I hugged a girl. THATS AS FAR AS IT SHALL GO!

MA · #**130** 10-13-2009, 03:23 AM

how do you even know that you're gay for definite yet? you're 13, most kids go through phases like these.

i think you may just be playing it slightly. personally i think you're just jumping on the bandwagon.

Hobo · #**131** 10-13-2009, 06:11 AM

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Yeah? Well I had a guy ejaculate on my back last week. After he pulled out.

EDIT: Just realised this was the Hetero version. Let's pretend it was a chick with a strap-on.

Alcar...

Prolapse?

abe is now! · #**132** 10-13-2009, 08:52 AM

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I once played spin the bottle with a girl. There was one girl and six gay guys. I kissed every person but her. That's about as heterosexual as I've been.

It's a very heterosexual thing!

Josh · #**133** 10-13-2009, 10:05 AM

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how do you even know that you're gay for definite yet? you're 13, most kids go through phases like these.

i think you may just be playing it slightly. personally i think you're just jumping on the bandwagon.

The fact that I have kissed a boy, get turned on by males and not females, I enjoy kissing boys, I have done stuf with another boy (Not weird sex stuff, still, gay stuff) is kind of a huge clue. I'm old enough to know what I like and with who. I am who I am.

Dixanadu · #**134** 10-13-2009, 10:59 AM

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I have done stuf with another boy (Not weird sex stuff, still, gay stuff)

Define 'gay stuff'.

Leto · #**135** 10-13-2009, 11:51 AM

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The fact that I have kissed a boy, get turned on by males and not females, I enjoy kissing boys, I have done stuf with another boy (Not weird sex stuff, still, gay stuff) is kind of a huge clue. I'm old enough to know what I like and with who. I am who I am.

***Nate*** · #**136** 10-13-2009, 07:56 PM

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It's a very heterosexual thing!

Kissing several guys and ignoring the only female in the room is a heterosexual thing?

used:) · #**137** 10-13-2009, 07:58 PM

I think Fabiotto was trying to be sarcastic.

***Nate*** · #**138** 10-13-2009, 07:59 PM

But why would he be sarcastic in response to my post, which was pretty damn sarcastic on it's own?

used:) · #**139** 10-13-2009, 09:00 PM

Because he's Italian.

joshkrz · #**140** 10-15-2009, 02:34 PM

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how do you even know that you're gay for definite yet? you're 13, most kids go through phases like these.

I 'gree with this.

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The fact that I have kissed a boy, get turned on by males and not females, I enjoy kissing boys, I have done stuf with another boy (Not weird sex stuff, still, gay stuff) is kind of a huge clue.

LOL, 13.

Spirrow · #**141** 10-15-2009, 02:53 PM

That could not have been OANST wife on the first. She's too u-I mean pretty. Now if that had been his daug---ohhhh, it was a joke.

The most hetero-whatsitagain thing I've ever done was dream of riding three manly chicks in the moonlight.

Fuzzle Guy · #**142** 10-15-2009, 03:02 PM

I thought this was the "Do you have the Art Book?" thread, read AIN's post on the previous page and was really quite dumbfounded.

MA · #**143** 10-16-2009, 03:31 AM

i know. i've never heard about THAT INCIDENT BEFORE BAHAAARGHHAHAHAHA!!

abe is now! · #**144** 10-16-2009, 06:33 AM

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Because he's Italian.

Well... I have never been racist with you.

MA · #**145** 10-16-2009, 06:41 AM

EDIT: forget about it.

OANST · #**146** 10-16-2009, 07:57 AM

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That could not have been OANST wife on the first. She's too u-I mean pretty. Now if that had been his daug---ohhhh, it was a joke.

Fucking excuse me? You want to clarify exactly what it is that you're trying to say?

MA · #**147** 10-16-2009, 08:32 AM

trying to be funny and failing like a punctured shit balloon over a shit-mine field.

used:) · #**148** 10-16-2009, 12:17 PM

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Well... I have never been racist with you.

Lol. And since when are Italians a race? Since Mussolini got all butthurt about getting wounded in WW1 followed by an unsuccessful attempt at world domination?

Wings of Fire · #**149** 10-16-2009, 12:39 PM

Man, what a nationalist.

T-nex · #**150** 10-16-2009, 12:40 PM

Man, what a man.