Dreams...

MeechMunchie · #1 09-16-2009, 09:13 AM

This is not about aspirations or fantasies, this is the proper movie-in-your-unconcious-head type. What interesting or wierd dreams have you had? Note: This is not a cue to post pages of sex fantasies or wet dream jokes.

I once had a disturbingly vivid nightmare where I was shot in the back of the head. Twice. Somehow I was still concious and alive...
In another I was running down an alley full of weeds and nettles, the sky a murky black and brick walls either side. It was from my viewpoint, so I never found out what I was running from.
In one I fell off a cliff, but when I noticed I had survived, I realised I must be dreaming, so I went back up to the top and jumped off again repeatedly all night.
Half my dreams look like platform games made from newspaper cuttings or bad PowerPoint slideshows. A whole night flicking through pictures of cakes...

Josh · #2 09-16-2009, 09:15 AM

I had a dream in which I killed Margret Thatcher. Unfortunately, it was just a dream...

shaman · #3 09-16-2009, 12:29 PM

I had a nightmare where i was lying down and in the distance a roaring fire was coming ever closer.

I COULDN'T FUCKING MOVE!

Cetanu · #4 09-16-2009, 12:39 PM

I had an amazing dream involving a very strange city that was set on this islands surrounded by a river. There were train tracks circling the city like a spiral, and some of them went underwater...The sky in the dream seemed like it was on fire. The dream started with some people and I fighting really pale, white zombie things, and then ended when I hooked up with a girl (whose face I never saw). We were jumping from rooftop to rooftop when she slipped and fell off, but I woke up just as I tried to catch her in the dream. God-damn subconscious ruined the end, but the dream was epic. It sort of inspired my new book. X3

used:) · #5 09-16-2009, 02:58 PM

I really hate it when you're having an interesting dream and you're woken up by external forces and can't get back to it no matter how hard you try.

Jordan · #6 09-16-2009, 03:38 PM

I sometimes dream about me having a special power, like being able to fly. Or me having an expensive object I don't have in reality. It bugs me when I wake up and it turns out it's not true. I don't dream that often, and even if I do I probably forget. Although there was that one time I was sliding around the floor on my ass, naked through a supermarket with snow falling from the ceiling. A fun but creepy dream that was.

Hobo · #7 09-16-2009, 04:09 PM

I dreamt me and two of my friends were moved to the Arctic to help prevent an imminent nuclear war with our computer science skills.

T-nex · #8 09-16-2009, 04:14 PM

Sometimes I have 4 dimensional dreams... I think we all have em.. But it's a bummer when you have to explain such a thing because you have to like rationalize it, and they wont really get the real deal. Much of my dreams are pretty nonsensical, and I tend to dream about really weird stuff. but I always have the ability to fly =D love flying!

Havoc · #9 09-16-2009, 05:06 PM

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Note: This is not a cue to post pages of sex fantasies or wet dream jokes.

If you don't want me in your threads you can just say so...

Phylum · #10 09-17-2009, 12:49 AM

I used to always dream about myself dying. Every night - dead.

Nowadays I don't dream. Or I do dream and I forget. Or I do dream and I just don't tell myself...

T-nex · #11 09-17-2009, 12:55 AM

I have alot of dreams about journeys and fighting bad guys... Or being kidnapped o_o

So far I've befriended robots, aliens, monsters, bad guys, kittens, dinosaurs, more aliens... characters from video games, specially Abe's oddysee

I used to have dreams about oddworld when I was younger.

Also damnit.. I forgot one dream that I told myself I wouldn't forget. I wonder why we forget dreams. There are plenty of memories we don't forget.

looney-bin · #12 09-17-2009, 01:44 AM

I remember having a dream where me and this blonde chick had to guard this empty warehouse for some unknown reason. Nothing really happened. We just occationally wondered around the place and bolted the door to prevent the odd kid coming in. However, it seemed like me and this girl had formed some form of relationship over the course of these brief and dull events, creating an emotional bond of a sort. Then the scene changed completely to the Red Dwarf crew being chased around by the classic Cybermen from Doctor Who.

Leto · #13 09-17-2009, 01:54 AM

I remember having a dream where I was fantasizing about having a wet dream, all over my pet cat, Charlotte. I'd like to one morning wake after the peak of a climax to find I have being giving poor Charlotte somewhat of a breakfast bukkake.

***Nate*** · #14 09-17-2009, 04:19 AM

I once had a wet dream about masturbation. It remains the most pathetic moment of my life.

MeechMunchie · #15 09-17-2009, 08:03 AM

I had a dream that I was playing Abe's Oddysee in first person. Then I fell off a girder/platform/walkway and died. Also the same thing but with Sonic Spinball.

OANST · #16 09-17-2009, 08:12 AM

I have never had a wet dream. Probably because I jerked off so much as a kid that my body didn't feel the need.

Josh · #17 09-17-2009, 08:41 AM

^ Charming

MeechMunchie · #18 09-17-2009, 08:52 AM

^ It's OANST, what do you expect?
^^ Me too.

Oddey · #19 09-17-2009, 11:05 AM

One time, I actually dreamt I was in a sort of action movie, in which I got to do that jump to the side while shooting in bullet-time. I also got to kick over a couch.

This other time, I had a dream about a race track which was closed, yet still raced on by a rich girl, who later fell in love with the detective trying to solve the mystery, and got the truth out of her.

Another one took place in my backyard, which had been turned into a home for reptiles. I asked my dad if any were poisinous, and the answer was yes. So then I was bitten, and before I could really do anything, someone tapped me on the back. It was some action figure. I swear to this day something poked me on the back. That was when I woke up from being scared. I think this whole rpetile things came from watching Steve Irwin handle too many snakes.

Some of my best dreams are the ones I can't remember. I do recall a rather awesome one about some mountains in the snow, but it gets fuzzy after that. I think Mad-Eye Moody was in it somehow.

Dixanadu · #20 09-17-2009, 03:14 PM

At 20 years of age, I still get wet dreams, despite the fact I enjoy a good amount of masturbation and intercourse that would pretty much quench it by now.

But noooo.

Past that, meh. Mostly dreams where I'm immobilised or very slow, being chased by a ridiculously slow animal that's a carnivore all of a sudden.

Sekto Springs · #21 09-17-2009, 03:16 PM

That's actually not uncommon Dix. In fact, I'd be more worried if you weren't a horny bastard, whether conscious or unconscious, at your age.

Beautiful people like you need to fuck as often as possible. I'm tired of ugly children.

Dixanadu · #22 09-17-2009, 03:22 PM

I'd say my libido has decreased somewhat over these last few months, I still wouldn't turn down an offer. Unfortunately, she's one of those 'No, you come onto me' types.

***Nate*** · #23 09-17-2009, 06:03 PM

I dreamt the other night that I was watering my chili seedlings and planting a few capsicum seeds in the same pot. Yes, my subconscious life is that thrilling.

Wings of Fire · #24 09-18-2009, 02:18 AM

I had two dreams I remember from when I was younger, in one of them I was taken to the cat kingdom where I was surrounded by anthropomorphic cats who laughed with me (or at me, I can't remember) and the dream ends.

In the second I was being chased through a dark forest by giant wasps and flying oak tress that made noises like chainsaws. That was scary and remains my most memorable nightmare.

Psychocath · #25 09-18-2009, 02:28 AM

Well recently, I dreamt that my man and I were drunk in an office. He was spinning around on an office chair with a KFC bucket stuck on his head, whilst playing a trumpet, and I was hanging from one of the fans on the ceiling. The fan was ripped out because of my weight and everything came crashing down, including a nice chunk of plaster.

My strangest dream would be when I dreamt that I was standing out in my street, filming a flying dolphin and thinking "Shit, this is going on Youtube!". Suddenly, out of nowhere, a British Airways-branded Space Shuttle crashed at the end of my street, and I shat a brick. I examined the wreckage, took a few bits and pieces from it as a keepsake, and went back indoors. (Or as indoors as I could get, because I found that the front of my house had been shaved off.) Paramedics, police etc. were all on the scene, and the other residents on the street crowded around the shuttle.

Once inside, I sat down to have a cup of coffee whilst looking over the debris I had pinched. Then a police man knocks at what's left of my front door. Apparently, all of the teacups in my house had to be taken because of a contamination. I refused to relinquish my teacups to this burly bloke, and proceeded to throw them all into a massive box and hide them in the attic. This angered him.
Then I woke up.

abe619 · #26 09-18-2009, 03:20 AM

i once dreamed that i bought a wii and i read all the instructions and stuff and just as i started it and it showed the WII symbol , i woke up , from that moment i felt like WTF!!!!
i also dreamed that every living thing in the world turned into zombies except me , all i had is a chainsaw and a shotgun ( Yeah like ash , no i am not a fan)
and the sky was dark red and the clouds were shaped like crying skulls , it rained blood , there are screams coming from above , and all this was the aftermath of an experment with a new chemical , and the i made a nuke powerful enough to destroy the whole world incase something like this happened , any way the whole dream continued in resident evil style until , i , barley making on 1 leg it to the nuke and launched it.
and i also dreamed that i was used as a prop for fatalities in mortal kombat , from being shocked by raiden , to getting ur neck chewed of by mileena , to getting ur head crushed by shao khan's hammer.

Mac Sirloin · #27 09-18-2009, 03:55 AM

I woke up less than n hour ago, so I remember this pretty clearly.

Not really.

Anyway, for some reason I had a mustache. Not a half-assed scrubstache, this thing was full blown facial hair. Now for some reason I wanted to shave it, so I went into my bathroom (or was already there) and for some reason the bath mat was huge and started wildly flapping around as the bath tub splashed water.
Then I woke up.

I dream extremely rarely, but because of that they always make NO SENSE and offer NO MEANING other than "Your imagination hates your guts."

used:) · #28 09-18-2009, 07:47 AM

I had a dream not too long ago that was set to Dvorak's New World Symphony. It was about this girl whose world had been transformed into the world from a story she knew by heart. The motif of the first movement was played a she was growing more aware that she had been trapped inside the story (sort of Truman Show-esque). And later the English Horn solo when she was overcome with sadness at being trapped. Come to think of it, the whole atmosphere of the dream really reminds me of Spirited Away.