The Rhyming Thread! -

Chubfish · #91 09-04-2009, 10:38 AM

This thread will be spammed like corrupt a wish

spammed like that damned, maggot fish

Ridg3 · #92 09-06-2009, 05:51 AM

If I keep posting in this, surely in time,
I will undoubtedly be speaking in rhyme,
My parent will hate,
My siblings will cry,
But I could not be stopped,
No matter how hard I try.

MeechMunchie · #93 09-06-2009, 08:29 AM

Let them all go, we are all you need.
We can can find you a husband, and get you some weed.

Josh · #94 09-06-2009, 12:34 PM

Meech! Is that how you get boys?
I'm going to have to take away your 'toys'!

Hobo · #95 09-06-2009, 01:06 PM

This thread is shit.
This thread is shit.

MeechMunchie · #96 09-06-2009, 01:17 PM

That is a joke, isn't it?

Yes, I cruelly destroyed your insult by making it rhyme.

OddjobAbe · #97 09-07-2009, 07:28 AM

I agree with Hobo entirely,
This thread's creator thinks direly.

MA · #98 09-08-2009, 02:45 PM

hey Oddjob, what the fuck?
i'm sorry but that really does suck.

OddjobAbe · #99 09-08-2009, 03:25 PM

I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist
Being a twat without being pissed.

That should all be one verse, but I cannot be arsed to think of a second.

moxco · #**100** 09-09-2009, 01:51 PM

Hey, mollucks assistant's what the fuck is with your grammar
Start using capitals or I'll go smash the fuck out of you with my sledge hammer

OddjobAbe · #**101** 09-09-2009, 02:56 PM

Hey MoxCo, what the fuck is up with your grammar?
Use capitals for names, or I'll go smash the fuck out of you with my hypocrite spanner.

moxco · #**102** 09-10-2009, 04:22 AM

I was simply spelling it the *official* way he did.
Since I can't think of anything else go fuck a squid.

OddjobAbe · #**103** 09-10-2009, 07:32 AM

You should have just corrected it,
You odious little tit.

Wings of Fire · #**104** 09-10-2009, 08:03 AM

I just can't stand run on lines in rhyme
I believe it to be a stupid, boring, half arsed and unwitty waste of my hour, I mean seriously Do you know how much I want to cower with dread knowing these things need to be read by me or some other you see and now I have ruined all structure (Ka-pow!) I will swiftly end it all just in time.

MeechMunchie · #**105** 09-10-2009, 08:47 AM

You may complain that it's stupid;
But we will persist;
If you'll not join in the trend;
You can just pretend;
That this thread does not exist.