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The Most Asexual Thing You've Ever Done
I watched British porn once.

Nah, I kid.
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07-11-2009, 09:51 PM
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Post in a thread about asexual things we have done.

Or jerk off I guess.

So who is making the necrosexual thread?
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Forced myself to have blue balls to see what it was like.


Damn that shit hurt.
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Forced myself to have blue balls to see what it was like.


Damn that shit hurt.
I feel your pain.

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I don't even get it but this made me laugh.
Guess why.

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Kastere beat me to it.
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its a sex injury: im missing my left ear. dont ask.

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Thanks for that mental image...
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Turn down an offer for sex from a fairly hot girl. I still can't remember why but I'm sure I had damn good reason O_o.
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Guess what I was fucking listening to when I read this.

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I go away for one day due to a tooth surgery, and there are similar threads to the gayzage stuff. XD

Hum, but what's an asexual thing..? Isn't that what animals do to reproduce themselves? Like, split in half? O_o
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She didn't have a tail, is my guess.
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its a sex injury: im missing my left ear. dont ask.

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Everyone, are you guys seeing this? I'm being made fun of by the new kid. Is he for real?
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