The Most Asexual Thing You've Ever Done
 

I watched British porn once.

Nah, I kid.

I whacked off to pictures of brown paper bags.

Post in a thread about asexual things we have done.

Or jerk off I guess.

So who is making the necrosexual thread?

Forced myself to have blue balls to see what it was like.


Damn that shit hurt.

Everything.

I split into two identical clones :D

I feel your pain.

Alcar...

Jumped into a river which was only a few degrees above freezing. I could feel my crotch dying.

I listened to Radiohead

When I was much younger I tried to stop thinking about men to see whether I could turn straight. It didn't work.

I thought you didn't know how to answer a question.

I don't even get it but this made me laugh.
Guess why.

Also masturbating while looking at a mirror wearing full body make-up of myself.

Kastere beat me to it.

No, I beat me to it.

Thanks for that mental image...

Turn down an offer for sex from a fairly hot girl. I still can't remember why but I'm sure I had damn good reason O_o.

Guess what I was fucking listening to when I read this.

Goddamn creepy musical coincidences.

I go away for one day due to a tooth surgery, and there are similar threads to the gayzage stuff. XD

Hum, but what's an asexual thing..? Isn't that what animals do to reproduce themselves? Like, split in half? O_o

"Asexuality is a sexual orientation describing individuals who do not experience sexual attraction or do not have interest in or desire for sex"

Listened to Eliot Minor.

shaman

She didn't have a tail, is my guess.

Everyone, are you guys seeing this? I'm being made fun of by the new kid. Is he for real?