Discuss Your Views On Evolution

[Pilot]

Also bear in mind according to just genetic code you are all 57% cabbage.

I am 57% cabbage. Look how I contribute nothing meaningful to the debate.

[NelspikeTX]

Anyway on evolution. The whole "Apes became man" thing is bollocks and anyone who thinks its true needs their head examining. However, I believe its possible and based on DNA evidence likely that man and ape shared a common genetic ancestor that may well have been the middle-ground in terms of intelligence as well as structure, and the 2 branched off for whatever reason. Also it infuriates me when people think evolution and creationism are exclusive of one another- they arent, its entirely possible that a God/very smart alien/flying spaghetti monster/whatever engineered/created life, but allowed it to adapt or simply forgot to turn the metaphorical cruise control on. That said I'm neither believing in or disbelieving in intelligent design- we just dont fucking know enough to say either way.

That's a X-Files theory you're putting in here. I've watched all the nine seasons, and it is said (in there) that we are Earth's Sixth Generation, and that the aliens are coming to colonize our planet, making it the Sixth and last Extinction. But either ways, I'm more into believing this theory than the actual religious one at this point.

[Wings of Fire]

The Sixth Extinction won't be set in motion by aliens...

[Munch's Master]

I wasn't saying I believe we are from aliens. Just that its entirely possible as there's no way we can prove anything either way.

[MeechMunchie]

I wasn't saying I believe we are from aliens. Just that its entirely possible as there's no way we can prove anything either way.

Besides intelligent design, creationism, and the development of DNA on Earth, there's always interplanetary panspermia. No, not Pilot jizzing in the primordial soup.

[OANST]

But Pilot totally would jizz in the primordial ooze.

[Anonyman!]

And that's how the universe was made, folks.

[Leto]

Only on this forum could "Pilot jizzing in the primordial ooze" be a euphemism for my butt gurgling Pilot's love spittle.

[Dixanadu]

I evolved from Xanadu to Dixanadu.

Have any of you evolved yet? Of course not.

[Anonyman!]

Anonyman! to Annoyman! eventually.

Super Munch to Leto.

Old and Not So Tasty to Oanst.

And probably more.
Shut your face.

[used:)]

Don't forget Ghost to Strike Witch and eventually Strike Bitch.

[Anonyman!]

What are you talking about? I know of no Strike Witch.

[Nate]

The Sixth Extinction won't be set in motion by aliens...

http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm

[Pilot]

Why is it you guys always being me up when I'm not around? So what if I jizzed in the primordial soup? You can't prove a damned thing.

[Wings of Fire]

I evolved from Wings to Wof, and then a further evolution to Joe.

[Dixanadu]

And SuperMunch to Leto.

Oh, seems you have. I still think you're all dicks though.

Prediction: NO YOUR DICKS BECAUSE YOU'RE DICKS ANNA DOO.

[Pilot]

And SuperMunch to Leto.

Oh, seems you have. I still think you're all dicks though.

Prediction: NO YOUR DICKS BECAUSE YOU'RE DICKS ANNA DOO.

....Are you high?

[Dixanadu]

....Are you high?

No...I mean, just calm down alright? We're all friends here...

[Pilot]

With benefits.

[Anonyman!]

What the fuck just happened?

Also, I want to be Annoyman!. Just to... alleviate some of the pain.

;_;

[NelspikeTX]

Also, I want to be Annoyman!. Just to... alleviate some of the pain.

;_;

What the fuck have they done to you so you're in pain? =O Oh, yeah, he wants to evolve. See, you really are part of a Pokemon game. =D

Oh, yeah, the world will be over in 2012.

[OANST]

I evolved from Xanadu to Dixanadu.

Have any of you evolved yet? Of course not.

Yeah. You grew a Dix.

[Dixanadu]

Dix being ten in French, well done.

[OANST]

You grew ten Dix.

[Anonyman!]

Oh, yeah, the world will be over in 2012.

Do your research please.




Dicks and doo has ten dicks?

Well, hello there.

[Nate]

I think the ten refers to magnitude, not quantity.