What would you do if you saw a Slig

[Xavier]

Why isn't "eat him" one of the options?

[Phylum]

because sligs taste like wet dog, I'd assume.

[AlexFili]

Big Bros taste awful from all the steroid abuse apparently.
I personally don't find Sligs THAT ugly. I mean, there are much worse things out there.

[Fuzzle King]

Yeah, like meeps.

I would slap it round the chops and laugh in its face.I wouldn't be alive for very much longer after that though,i guess.

[Crashpunk]

I would say hi and if he tryed to shoot me i would run away

[wonderfulthirds]

I would run away, but not towards or away from him, but rather to the left or right of him, outside of the dimensions Abe is bound to by the game.

....... My goodness. Look at all of the people that call Sligs violent, barbaric, stupid, and mean. And yet the majority of people on here would rather kill another soul FIRST and find out what it wanted later. That's pretty much like killing a total stranger just because you ASSUME he's dangerous.

lol. Heartless monsters on this Forum.

Scenario: You're in Afghanistan, the most dangerous part of it. Six of your friends have already been fatally wounded. Back in your country your wife is about to give birth to your first son. You then see a figure several yards away. This is not one of your troops. What do you do?

[abe619]

I'd kill it using the crowbar from Half-Life.

[darklemon]

because sligs taste like wet dog, I'd assume.

I would think they would taste like a frog

But as for me because mudokens look similar to humans it would probably try to kill or enslave me so i would be filled with so much fear that the fart choice would be my only option

[OddjobAbe]

I would say hi and if he tryed to shoot me i would run away

Man, it's a good job that guns can't fire very far very quickly.

[Crashpunk]

Man, it's a good job that guns can't fire very far very quickly.

oh yeah good point.

Fine i would... Why is Give it a kiss on the cheek and ask if they want to "go steady" a choose? there isn't any sligfags here i hope :P

[OddjobAbe]

Yes. Sorry.

[fastability]

I kick it in the ass....................

[Crashpunk]

I kick it in the ass....................

You will have a painfull foot, they have metal asses

[fastability]

that was a joke, I know that already crashpunk "sligs legs and ass are metal" :P really I think I kick to slig stomach

[Dixanadu]

Offer him a cigarette, head to the pub, and see where the night goes.

If that doesn't work, I'd give him a big kiss.

[Wings of Fire]

You should meet our other slig fetishists.

[Stuv]

I'd probably be dead on the floor becaus he already shot me.. T.T

[AlexFili]

< a Slig
< me

[Gear1]

use a soulstorm fart bomb and blow em up. that or take his gun and run around like a schmuck

[abe is now!]

If a saw a Slig I'd laugh and then I'd go away. HOW THE HELL CAN YOU POSSESS A SLIG??

[Fil The Slig]

I would do.....DDCHEAT! CHEATENGINE! TRAINERS! LVLEDITORS!