Jade 'Hey, i'm a total waste of Genes' Goody -

Crashpunk · #91 05-19-2009, 08:21 AM

I can *dies*

Gabiar · #92 05-20-2009, 01:14 PM

Jade Goody smells....well now she does.

I hated her from the start, all these publicity stunts and now the nation of the UK is in complete peril because she passed. Bless her because of her kids but c'mon, somewhere along the line somebody dies of cancer in the world...where's their TV programme?

MA · #93 05-20-2009, 01:48 PM

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Jade Goody smells....well now she does.

STRIKE!

so many jokes, so little time.

Fuzzle Guy · #94 05-20-2009, 04:30 PM

Yeah. Let's just leave her now. Stop all these cruel jokes and let her get on with babysitting for David Cameron.

Wings of Fire · #95 05-20-2009, 04:39 PM

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STRIKE!

so many jokes, so little humour.

Fix'd.

MA · #96 05-21-2009, 07:26 AM

sorry, my level if humour is very low. like toilets.

and good fix WoF.

OddjobAbe · #97 05-21-2009, 07:29 AM

I suppose even Christmas cracker jokes would seem funny if you'd had your hand up a cow's arse all day.

MA · #98 05-21-2009, 07:38 AM

fucking hell, its true.

surprisingly, the only jokes i dont find funny are ones to do with farming, like someone saying they ran over a pig and then finding out it was a copper. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH.

OddjobAbe · #99 05-21-2009, 08:02 AM

http://www.farm-direct.co.uk/jokes/index.html
Enjoy.

MA · #**100** 05-21-2009, 08:17 AM

Q. How many farmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Can't be done.
Why not?
A. Well, first you have to find a farmer who can afford a spare lightbulb...

you bastard. i swore at the screen when i read this, half laughing.