Peter Chimaera
Okay, I wasn't sure where to post this thread; Non-Oddworld Art & Literature since I am talking about a fanfiction author here, or Off-Topic since I'm not actually submitting any of my work. At any rate, I'll let the mod's decide.
Anywho. Yes, Peter Chimaera, has anyone heard of him at all? Apparantly, the best fanfiction writer ever.
I'll paste you his very first fanfic, a Doom one:
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
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And that's it. Now, there's a lot of mixed opinions on him.
1.) Learn better English.
2.) Stop trolling.
3.) OMG that was epic rofllmaolol xDDD
The one that gets me, is that apparantly he does this on purpose because he's bending the English language and creating a scene that many of us overlap. Frankly, I think his stories are hilarious.
So, has anyone heard of him? The whole 'Then ___ was a zombie' must've came to mind?
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