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Pilot · #31 03-03-2009, 07:58 PM

I just find the thought of where that pokey device actually goes to be unpleasant. Even worse than the device itself.

*shudders*

Slog Bait · #32 03-03-2009, 08:37 PM

The more I think about it, the more I wonder.

If someone has a tampon string hanging out, wouldn't the rapist pull it out before raping? So what the fuck's the point of the whole thing in the first place, right?

Unless, of course, there really are people that stupid.

Even if it weren't a tampon, a string literally hanging out would be suspicious and probably thrown to the side.

***Nate*** · #33 03-03-2009, 10:11 PM

What would happen at the end of the day when the girl went to extract it, if the string couldn't be found?

Pilot · #34 03-03-2009, 10:14 PM

No more talk about tampons!

***Nate*** · #35 03-03-2009, 10:17 PM

I'm not talking about tampons. I'm talking about this sharp pointy thing up her vagina.

Strike Witch · #36 03-03-2009, 10:21 PM

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What would happen at the end of the day when the girl went to extract it, if the string couldn't be found?

I once got one out by pelvic thrusting in the shower for half an hour.

Pilot · #37 03-03-2009, 10:41 PM

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I once got one out by pelvic thrusting in the shower for half an hour.

Humpons?

It's actually more like Crampons.

How does a girl make the choice between a crampon and a liner?

Strike Witch · #38 03-03-2009, 10:48 PM

It's like boxers or briefs.

Well, my poofter friend said that once. I dunno.

Crashpunk · #39 03-10-2009, 08:29 AM

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Has anyone here ever seen the movie teeth?

Try and rape that

ouch....

Rex Tirano · #40 03-10-2009, 05:17 PM

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It's like boxers or briefs.

That's how I'd describe it. It's just personal preference.

- Rexy

mitsur · #41 03-10-2009, 06:00 PM

I dunno. I got turned off to briefs when someone called my whitey tighties
'ass-huggers.'

I bet Nate grabs this before Pilot.

***Nate*** · #42 03-10-2009, 06:25 PM

Uh...

I wasn't going to say anything until you mentioned me.

But now that I have posted, I will comment that I really don't like tightey-whiteys. Something about them really creeps me out. Give me a bit of colour any day.

Bullet Magnet · #43 03-10-2009, 06:39 PM

If there's one thing tightey-whiteys are good at, it's acquiring colour.

Pilot · #44 03-10-2009, 07:07 PM

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If there's one thing tightey-whiteys are good at, it's acquiring colour.

The color of the person's skin wearing them, when you see them get out of a hot tub or bath with a pair on and they have become suddenly transparent.

*shudder* g'ugghhhh......

If a brief it must be, it's gotta be a 'hip' pair of lowrisers.

Hopefully sans the man-pon stuffed in the back.

Chubbies, you know who you are

Ninjaxe · #45 03-16-2009, 12:13 AM

Why I read this. I don't know but it was funny. In asia this won't work. Rapes are very common and you don't get raped by one. They attack in groups. So they will be smart enough to remove it if one dies. I am glad, I won't be a victim but males end up dead and robbed.

We have a person in the area stealing woman's underwear. Very disturbing. The police cannot find the culprit.

Strike Witch · #46 03-16-2009, 01:48 AM

Whereabouts in Hong Kong do you live? When I was there by the waterfront there were a few warnings going around about a guy climbing apartment buildings to be a pervert. Wonder if they ever caught him.

OANST · #47 03-16-2009, 07:39 AM

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Whereabouts in Hong Kong do you live? When I was there by the waterfront there were a few warnings going around about a guy climbing apartment buildings to be a pervert. Wonder if they ever caught him.

Honkey Kong?

OddjobAbe · #48 03-16-2009, 07:48 AM

I'd love to up your rep for that as a sign of acknowledgement, but I'm afraid I can't.

AlexFili · #49 03-16-2009, 09:54 AM

On another note I saw a documentary recently where these wolves were physically 'locked together'. Presumably to stop strangers from doing hit and run on their females... interesting.

Pilot · #50 03-16-2009, 10:14 AM

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I'd love to up your rep for that as a sign of acknowledgement, but I'm afraid I can't.

Don't worry, I've upped 'im for the both of us. That was Gold.

shaman · #51 03-16-2009, 01:46 PM

On a more topical note:

My friend heard something about the same "anti rape device" and brought the subject up with me in school.

He said something about a shotgun attachment but we're not going there...

Jordan · #52 03-17-2009, 01:02 PM

Oh yes. Imagine if you were about to have sex with your girlfriend, and she accidentally forgot to take her Shotgun Anti-rape device out. You pull her panties down and a great dirty Shotgun pops out and shoots you in the face. Dayum.

AlexFili · #53 03-17-2009, 01:03 PM

Wasn't there a funny film where a woman spends half of the film trying to remove her chastity belt made of silver? I think it was a comedy.

OANST · #54 03-17-2009, 01:11 PM

Robin Hood: Men in Tights. I assume that this is the film you are talking about, but it isn't funny. Oh, Mel. You let us down.

OddjobAbe · #55 03-17-2009, 01:18 PM

Holy shit, I remember that. It was rather disappointing. It only had one or two mildly amusing moments, and they weren't that clever.

shaman · #56 03-17-2009, 01:38 PM

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Oh yes. Imagine if you were about to have sex with your girlfriend, and she accidentally forgot to take her Shotgun Anti-rape device out. You pull her panties down and a great dirty Shotgun pops out and shoots you in the face. Dayum.

Yes... the face.

That's what i was getting at

OANST · #57 03-17-2009, 01:43 PM

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Yes... the face.

That's what i was getting at

Foreplay is your friend, sir.

Wings of Fire · #58 03-17-2009, 01:43 PM

Jordan is fated to have better sex than Shaman, better foreplay at least.

EDIT: OH SNAP, filthy minds think alike.

shaman · #59 03-17-2009, 01:53 PM

I was mearly pointing out that during sex a shotgun concealed in the vagina will have real difficulty hitting one in the face...

EDIT: And when that time comes WOF/OASNT .. don't make me post pics, ill do it...

OANST · #60 03-17-2009, 01:54 PM

And we were pointing out that sex done correctly would lead to a shot in the face first.