Three things I hate about...

[alf's brother's mate]

Tell me what three things you hate about something.
Three things I hate about Bad wheather...

1. Getting wet is annoying
2. Getting cold is annnoying
3. You can't do as much stuff as you can when its a nice day.

ABM

[moxco]

If you think cold and wet is bad weather you should move to Queensland.

[shaman]

Three things i hate about chris rock.

His voice makes me want to die.

He thinks he's funny.

He is obviously a black supremacist.

[Hobo]

Three things I hate about Oddworld Forums.

1. All
2. The
3. Members.

[shaman]

HA!

Its funny because you said 1)All 2)The 3)Members!
Thats sounds like you hate all of us!

[Mac Sirloin]

1. Spanish rap. Something about it just makes me angry.
2. Asian Exchange Students. All of them have lots of Money and all of them stink like curry. Fuck 'em.
3. Just about everything else. Ever.

[Strike Witch]

1. American tourists. Giant penisheaddickfacewankmen.
2. Bogans.
3. The creepy Lutheran kid who wants to convert me.

[alf's brother's mate]

1. Aliens - thay arr scareey
2. Monsters - they have pubes on their eyes.
3. Slurgs - shut the fuck up i'm trying to be quiet!!

ABM

[Wings of Fire]

1, Valentines day
2, Fickle hearts
3, Being cursed with having to always act the good guy.

[OANST]

Time

1. My hair is going grey.

2. My hair is going grey.

3. My hair is going grey.

[shaman]

dye it

dye it

dye it

[OANST]

I have no intention of dyeing my hair. It's just not the sort of thing that i do.

[Wings of Fire]

Shave it all off and grow a huge fucking beard.

[shaman]

lime - gel it up, paint woad all over yourself and run screaming around your home!

[OANST]

I don't use "product".

Also, I can't grow a beard. I don't have enough man in me.

[Nate]

Would you like some?

[Pilot]

Would you like some?

HAH! I seriously had to double take on that one. Though you know he set you up, don't you Nate, probably expecting me to reply.

I mean, you don't go around OWF saying something like "I don't have enough man in me" without trying to arouse trouble.

1. Spanish rap. Something about it just makes me angry.
2. Asian Exchange Students. All of them have lots of Money and all of them stink like curry. Fuck 'em.
3. Just about everything else. Ever.

Don't forget John K. Jesus man, what a dick!

[Alcar]

Also, I can't grow a beard. I don't have enough man in me.

I can. And a fine one at that, despite how much I despise it.

Could it be due to the men in me?

Alcar...

[Pilot]

Here's some artist's depiction of what that might look like:



God man, you're SO versatile. Look at the all things that can be done with your head!

[Nate]

HAH! I seriously had to double take on that one. Though you know he set you up, don't you Nate, probably expecting me to reply.

Heh. I originally had some tiny text with words to the effect of I was getting in before you did. Great minds and all...

[Pilot]

Heh. I originally had some tiny text with words to the effect of I was getting in before you did. Great minds and all...

Wait.... whu? Getting in who?

I don't use "product".

Ehh.... you might want to reconsider. Seriously. I can't tell you how difficult this is going to be.