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02-01-2009, 04:50 PM
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What Do You Believe?

I felt this can warrant its own thread, not just Bits and Pieces.

NSFW:

http://tellmewhatyoubelievenow.com/

Click the link and post what you get.

"Right now I believe i took a picture of penis with a face drawn on it with a cigerette hanging out of the hole, which i drew as a mouth. it looks so cool. i am going to send the pic to my girlfriend. she will laugh so hard, and she will get so horny thinking about it, that we will probably be fucking for the rest of the day, when she gets out of class."

"Right now I believe MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A WEIRD FOOT FETISH. BUT I DON'T, I GOTTA DO WHAT I GOTTA DO I GUESS."

"Right now I believe that a man with a 3 foot penis would pass out from an erection."

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Right now I believe
I HAVEN'T SEX WITH MY WIFE IN THREE MONTHS. I THINK IT IS TIME THAT I RAPE HER. "

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02-01-2009, 04:59 PM
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Right now I believe Nate or Hobo is going to use an amusing contextual joke to close this thread.
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02-01-2009, 05:25 PM
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Addicting. Just sit there and hit refresh.

Someone was happy to get their phone back, so they posted their number and said text me. You know what? I almost did!
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02-01-2009, 06:30 PM
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" Right now I believe
we are not alive but simply motivated to walk on our own ... idk random shit . "

Uh. Yeah.
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02-01-2009, 10:01 PM
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Oh drat. I thought this thread was about what our religious beliefs/lifestyle choices were and why we chose to live that way. Would of made a much sexier thread.
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02-02-2009, 04:54 AM
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Right now I believe
in a thing called love just listen to the rhythm of my heart.
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02-02-2009, 06:52 AM
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Right now I believe that math is not the universal language. Music is.


Edit: Here is the one I just got.

Right now I believe go to www.4chan.org and click on /b/ or random go to www.4chan.org and click on /b/ or random go to www.4chan.org and click on /b/ or random go to www.4chan.org and click on /b/ or random go to www.4chan.org and click on /b/ or random go to www.4chan.org and click on /b/ or random go to www.4chan.org and click on /b/ or random go to www.4chan.org and click on /b/ or random go to www.4chan.org and click on /b/ or random

So, yeah. That was an interesting one.
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02-02-2009, 09:40 AM
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NSFW'd the link.

Also; taken over by chantards. Lame.
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02-02-2009, 09:55 AM
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Right now, I believe happy happy joy joy, you're my kinky sex toy

Lulz...
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02-02-2009, 10:59 AM
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Someone on this forum had better find mine.
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02-02-2009, 01:06 PM
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02-02-2009, 03:38 PM
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Right now I believe that i want some guy to have wild crazy sex with me right now.


unexpected, amusing, and too much all at the same time.
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