Weird experiences. -

mitsur · #61 01-17-2009, 07:22 PM

Spice up my life, Na

I was scared doing that.

Anyway, I had a weird experience while walking home from school. A car came up behind and just for shits and giggles I stuck out a thumb. The guy was in a huge RV and had one of those cliche red-and-black hunting caps. He asked me where I was goin', and I said to the end of this road, and then we re-enacted that scene from The Jerk with Steve Martin where he gets driven down to the end of his house's fence line.

Strike Witch · #62 01-17-2009, 11:01 PM

Well, not me personally, but a friend of mine said he saw lights on Black Mountain in QLD. You've probably not heard of it, but lots of people used to disappear around it and it was apparently because there were a bunch of caverns near the base that they fell into.

Have any Aussies here seen the Min Min Lights? I've always been curious 'bout them.

Leto · #63 01-18-2009, 11:17 AM

Wow, seriously, Candlejack? Guys? Seriously?

Come the fuck on. You know if even Kastere is commenting on something being a meme, there's a fucking problem with you.

Strike Witch · #64 01-18-2009, 11:49 AM

That's what she said!

(I'm so sorry.)

Leto · #65 01-18-2009, 12:06 PM

I wish she did say it, because then maybe it would've penetrated all ur little /b/rains.

Anonyman! · #66 01-18-2009, 01:18 PM

NO U

srsly though, it sure is 4chan in here

mitsur · #67 01-18-2009, 05:44 PM

qq more leto

Leto · #68 01-18-2009, 05:59 PM

suk my dik moar anonyfag

Wings of Fire · #69 01-18-2009, 06:58 PM

I got stopped by a crazy old man with a dog today, halfways through my combat fitness assessment, his dog stopped to sniff me so I lent down to stroke it and asked the old man it's name, it was a black wiry dog and it's name was Darkie...

*Alarm bells start ringing in brain*

So then he turns round to my group and very sincerely asks the six big guys with huge rucksacks 'Are you lads going to church this morning?'

*Smirk starts on the side of my mouth*

The most mature of us, I am not completely ashamed to say wasn't me told him no with a straight face to which he replies 'You should, Jesus is coming back to life soon'

And at this point I have to turn around to stop myself from laughing in the poor old man's face, while he wanders off and murmers 'He's coming back, you better be prepared'.

Am I a bad person?

***Nate*** · #70 01-18-2009, 08:26 PM

No, it makes you quite a normal person. My story is quite the exact opposite of yours, though I was a spectator rather than a participant.

Yesterday I went to a Big Gay Carnival that is the opening of the Big Gay Festival for the next two weeks. There were these two quite attractive young men going around shirtless - one wearing angel wings and a halo - and flirting with guys. At one point I gave them kosher lollies and they rewarded me with a cheek-kiss.

Now, it's difficult to explain (without finger puppets) what I saw them doing later. If you can imagine this: these guys are Gays #1 and #2

Gay #3 just walks up to Gay #1 and kisses him on the lips, then walks off.
Gay #4 walks up to Gay #2, feels his abs and then gropes his crotch, then leans in to make out with him for about 10-20 seconds.
Gay #4 walks off with his arm around his boyfriend (Gay #5).
Gays #1 & #2 walk off with each other as if nothing had happened.

mitsur · #71 01-18-2009, 09:43 PM

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suk my dik moar anonyfag

magic9mushroom · #72 01-19-2009, 07:34 AM

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I got stopped by a crazy old man with a dog today, halfways through my combat fitness assessment, his dog stopped to sniff me so I lent down to stroke it and asked the old man it's name, it was a black wiry dog and it's name was Darkie...

*Alarm bells start ringing in brain*

So then he turns round to my group and very sincerely asks the six big guys with huge rucksacks 'Are you lads going to church this morning?'

*Smirk starts on the side of my mouth*

The most mature of us, I am not completely ashamed to say wasn't me told him no with a straight face to which he replies 'You should, Jesus is coming back to life soon'

And at this point I have to turn around to stop myself from laughing in the poor old man's face, while he wanders off and murmers 'He's coming back, you better be prepared'.

Am I a bad person?

I don't get.

Wings of Fire · #73 01-19-2009, 07:46 AM

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I don't get.

Don't get what? What I thought was so ridiculous about an old fellow with scary eyes wandering around university buildings at eight in the morning walking a dog who's name is a racist term for black people and was jabbering about the second coming?

Fil The Slig · #74 01-19-2009, 08:09 AM

Wanna get through fire
Wanna get through pain
Wanna get with violence
Wanna get with shame!

OddjobAbe · #75 01-19-2009, 08:11 AM

What?

Fil The Slig · #76 01-19-2009, 08:53 AM

Ahhh,you dont get it....
Candlestick stories are a Shame.....

OANST · #77 01-19-2009, 09:24 AM

It's been a long time since I've negrepped someone. It may be time.

Alf Shall Rise · #78 01-19-2009, 09:29 AM

The only weird experience I can think is when I looked outside my window and saw a guy that lives across the street tipping over garbage cans while wearing a mask.

moxco · #79 01-19-2009, 11:34 AM

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The only weird experience I can think is when I looked outside my window and saw a guy that lives across the street tipping over garbage cans while wearing a mask.

I saw that once. except it was an old man. and he wasn't wearing a mask. and now he's in a wheel chair.

magic9mushroom · #80 01-20-2009, 04:17 AM

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Don't get what? What I thought was so ridiculous about an old fellow with scary eyes wandering around university buildings at eight in the morning walking a dog who's name is a racist term for black people and was jabbering about the second coming?

Yeah.

Oh, and, my knee popped out of joint a few minutes ago. Pain.

Wings of Fire · #81 01-20-2009, 05:48 AM

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Yeah.

Then you must live in a far far weirder community than me, and I live in the previous cultural capital of Europe for crying out loud, I walk in on students of any and all sexualities making out, some of which then ask me to take photos, every day and fundamentalist christians STILL give me the creeps.

I do wish the gays were cuter though, then I'd enjoy myself more.

shaman · #82 01-20-2009, 12:15 PM

getting driven to school by my mother and seeing a naked woman walking down the road.

OANST · #83 01-20-2009, 12:17 PM

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getting driven to school by my mother and seeing a naked woman walking down the road.

You're just repeating things that you saw on True Blood. I'm not buying it, buster.

shaman · #84 01-20-2009, 12:18 PM

TRUE STORY!!

never even heard of "true blood".

***Wil*** · #85 01-20-2009, 12:22 PM

I don’t remember that part, OANSTy. Remind me of it.

OANST · #86 01-20-2009, 12:24 PM

Tara crashes her car whilst drunk when she sees a naked Ensign Roe walking a huge pig in the moonlight.

***Wil*** · #87 01-20-2009, 01:43 PM

That’s the only thing I could think of, but I didn’t remember street lady being naked at the time. Tara was also the only character I could think of who had driven her mother, but she wasn’t doing so in that scene.

Also I had no idea that character was played by the same actor as Ensign Ro. Wikipedia says she’s been in a whole load of crap I couldn’t care less about watching.

What a WEIRD EXPERIENCE.

OANST · #88 01-20-2009, 01:47 PM

She's also a homicidal lesbian admiral on Battlestar Galactica. Who woulda thunk it?

Strike Witch · #89 01-20-2009, 01:53 PM

I gave up on it halfway through the first season. The yellowy grimey filters the sets seemed to have annoyed me. Well, that and the Aussie guys put it on at 10:30 or something.

***Wil*** · #90 01-20-2009, 01:55 PM

Like I say, OANST, she’s been in a whole load of crap I couldn’t care less about watching.